ubercharge:

sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:

That fuckin smile at the end

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

yourocdoeswhat:

What’s your typical OC. Mine is a bisexual with dark hair n eyes

rowdy girl with pixie cut

lefttreephantom:

yorksilk:

inunah:

yorksilk:

yorksilk:

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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

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Do You Know What Children Are

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

no it’s the textbook definition of “children”

“why isn’t this 3 year old paying rent? fucking freeloader i dont know why i keep you around”

children didnt make the choice to be born. the parents did.

tepig-the-transmed:

gyungmi-overwatch:

tepig-the-transmed:

larvinya:

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long????

fool, that is the embodiment of death

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

tsunflowers:

this is what you all sound like when you talk about fate

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@scraps-is-busy

draconym:
“Ripley is serious about bed time.
”

draconym:

Ripley is serious about bed time.

astrolunos:
“the fancy nein
”

astrolunos:

the fancy nein

scraps-is-busy:
“ scraps-is-busy:
“ I haven’t drawn Sonic Stuff in 5ever.
Now I have. MWAHAHAHAHA!
”
I really should draw more Sonic Stuff. It’s actually quite fun.
”

scraps-is-busy:

scraps-is-busy:

I haven’t drawn Sonic Stuff in 5ever. 

Now I have. MWAHAHAHAHA!

I really should draw more Sonic Stuff. It’s actually quite fun.