Silver Tongue

flashflashhundredyarddash:

ravenkinnie:

besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won’t like it. we have to convince men he’s a favorite amongst female fans

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beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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lesbianshepard:

adorablegorilla:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

ethan winters as a protagonist is actually very funny because you’re surrounded by sexy vampire ladies and sick monsters and then it’s just some guy who looks like he would approach me on campus and try to debate me about healthcare for his youtube channel 

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this man is going to duel me in the marketplace of ideas

OP you left out that he canonically works in IT

Chronic Just Some Guy syndrome

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trainwreckgenerator:
“trainwreckgenerator:
“HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY GAMERS
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the hair is so good im going to spend at least a hundred hours in this game just staring at his hair
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trainwreckgenerator:

trainwreckgenerator:

HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY GAMERS

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the hair is so good im going to spend at least a hundred hours in this game just staring at his hair 

manywinged:

manywinged:

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it’s like “rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)… but you’re not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don’t you? well i’ll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely.”

and it’s a banger

neurodivergentaf:

neurodivergentaf:

neurodivergentaf:

its 2018. we need to stop blaming serotonin and dopamine and start blaming the real culprit which is the hippocampus that son of a bitch

its 2021. we need to stop always blaming our neurochemical functions and start blaming the real culprit which is our inherently flawed society that prioritizes greed of the few over the needs of the many which enables mental illnesses to flourish without the ability to receive treatment. son of a bitch

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adora-princess-of-grayskull:

josemoneyz:

llamagoddessofficial:

gahdamnpunk:

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

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Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

beebeedibapbeediboop:
“I’m back from the dead, probably like this boy
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beebeedibapbeediboop:

I’m back from the dead, probably like this boy