red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

Imagine everything is black and white. You see someone across the street. The world gains colour. You two start running towards each other. A car hits t he other person. You just stand there, shocked as the colour fades slowly. Then, when the ambulance is taking the person to the hospital, it finally goes back to being just black and white.

strongcat:

taarya:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn GEORGE

wait so what happened next? someone was so annoyed at the idea that said ‘even your anus would be a better name than george’ or

that’s funny. i’ve never heard of a george in our sülar system.

just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

iwontscream-inmyhead:

nightmare-in-w0nderland:

 

5 Openly gay Muslims  

there are gay people in the middle east

there are gay people wherever there are any people

the difference is, in many countries in the Middle East the “nonexistent” gay people need to remain “nonexistent” to avoid getting shot…

***pictures of pride demonstrations in Jordan and Turkey as well as other non Middle Eastern countries

This is so important

i-animate-ponymotes:

S3E06, Sleepless in Ponyville — Deleted Scene

Sometimes, when the gods argue, you get cool stuff.

Use one of the mirrors (or click it through to the Deviantart version) for better quality! (Imgur, Gfycat)

ladyhacksaway:

musingsofafilmenthusiast:

mallotovcocktail:

avengah:

#you had one job quill

it was unscripted

this is legitimately just Chris Pratt being clumsy and staying in character.

is anything chris pratt does on screen actually scripted bc i’m beginning to doubt it

s0jealous:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

Fuck you

This is deep, inspiring and depressing all at the same time.

jitterbugjive:

metalgeeky:

jitterbugjive:

dolphin orgies are called wuzzles

I got curious

wuzzles are actually as cute as the word sounds

this just in 

dolphin orgies are cute

they make adorable beeping noises ;A;

did you know dolphins ejaculate with enough force to break human bones?

jitterbugjive:

Now I just really want to know why giraffes are so blatantly homosexual

Because they aren’t lynched by other giraffes for being homo.

butmuhgains:

kuueater:

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.