when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger
what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀
what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa
me: I’m a non-binary girl.
friend: okay but you still have a man’s body
me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender
friend: i’ll get the shovels
I had to read this a couple times.
I’d much rather be somebody who can barely remember High School than somebody who considers it to be the best years of their lives.
Daily Paint #1152. Potootoes by Cryptid-Creations
Time-lapse, high-res and WIP sketches of my art available on Patreon (:


