50shades-of-blue:

vimeddiart:

*goes to bed for five years*

Look, guys, I know this might sound hella greedy but when ya see art you like, you always reblog it. If ya gonna like it, reblog it (even after your post limit, reblog it when it’s done). Likes aren’t gonna do shit because not everyone is gonna go through your likes and notice a piece of artwork. Artists won’t get noticed if their art is just liked up and never actually shared amongst followers.

Always reblog artwork you like

lizzymodblog:

I have this shirt which only has the word ‘great’ on it in all-caps and it is literally my favourite shirt.

If you asked me why, I couldn’t tell you.

It’s probably because it’s a GREAT shirt

stargazer34:

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

OMFG

outofcontextdnd:

GM1: You enter a Laboratory and see a swivel Chair. In the chair sits a fat man in a santa themed labcoat.

GM2: Greetings you must be the group sent to stop me, I really-

Player: I start shooting at him *rolls a 7* and I hit him in the chest.

GM1: What!?

Other 8 Players: We also start shooting him.

GM3: I think we can assume at least half the bullets hit.

GM4: And… he is dead.

GM2: Told you we should have given him armor.

spookylittlebird:

nobody believed me when I said the moon lived in a big mountain but now who’s laughing? now who’s the ‘weird moon guy’? now who’s banned from my local library?

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

I wanna find the one with math fandom because it was really good. The sin of a great punner is not using the same one twice. They went at it from all angles.

tastefullyoffensive:

(comic by alittleoptimistic)

sagesins:

lightsintheskye:

akarui-sakura:

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

• “i don’t have much to say”
• (shrug with a smile)
• “i like listening”
• (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

I imagine Link saying these things.

Imagine, you say?

“If you insist, buddy.”

this is literally the greatest thing that’s happened in 2015 yet.

brobecks:

feminist (2014); when you spend so much time with the folks here at tumblr dot com, i think you kind of forget that in the real world, feminism is still regarded as extreme and has this weird bad connotation to it. we talk about classic feminist literature in my lectures and i’m shocked by how many people disagree with feminist ideals. every single person in my life has this internalized misogyny that they aren’t even aware of. that’s why, for my final photography project, i decided to cover feminism. i utilized an institutional-type wall and two simple continuous profoto lights to create a man-on-the-street vibe and recruited some of the most passionate feminists i know to pose with signs. it’s a simple idea for those of us who are so passionate about feminism, but i’m hoping it will help open the eyes of my classmates who never give these ideas a second thought.

alluringclamor:

That’s impressive pickpocketing.