alluringclamor:

That’s impressive pickpocketing.

jamietheignorantamerican:

apparently, even meninists have a hard time finding out who is a fake meninist…

it’s almost as if they have no idea what satire is…

maybeiwasserious:

spazzyena:

assassins-doin-shit:

captain-of-the-garrison:

kuronightsword:

ultrafacts:

musingsofabunyip:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead of balloons. I also need to know how he trapped people.

He took a bullock’s intestines, cleaned them thoroughly from within so that only the rubbery exterior remained: an intact, elastic empty tube. He tied one end to a blacksmith’s bellows, then inflated the tubes to such an enormous size that the person he had duped into watching his ‘experiment’ would be trapped in a corner of the room by the balloons.

OH

leo what the actual fuck

my kind of guy

And I thought Michelangelo was the party dude.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

thegreatdelta:

rothmarko:

deathwishyeezuz:

Silverware by Tim Burton. Now available at Macy’s

homemaker goals 

WHY WOULD YOU WANT THE SPOON ON THE RIGHT!? IT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF A SPOON!

That’s a stir spoon. You use it to stir tea and coffee.

No, you use it to trick your creator into thinking the soup wasn’t poisoned with deadly nightshade.

magnacarterholygrail:

sometimes i wanna write fic about my OCs but sometimes i just wanna lie in bed and go through parts of their history movie-style in my head

And sometimes I wanna plan out how to horribly hurt them both physically and emotionally while taking a shower.

theonlywayistogether:

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
THEIR REACTIONS ALONE

empty-yesterdays:

buckybarneswho:

Mockingjay: *president kills innocent people*

Mockingjay: *bombs hospital full of un-armed people*

Mockingjay: *starves out the victories*

Mockingjay: *brainwashes peeta*

Mockingjay: *shows katniss slowly losing herself*

Media: so gale or peeta??????

Media: makes fucking pop version of the hanging tree

Are we talking about the media in the book or the media in real life because I’m pretty sure the answer is both

the-goddamazon:

wreckandrulebaby:

animadiscordia:

kazu-kuns-corner:

p57theleoneanderp:

thesochillnetwork:

The difference.

Get it right, peeps~

the fact that this has 3k notes is rather bittersweet, like good 3k people understand but then only 3k people understand…

this is your daily reminder that fedoras are named after a female character played by sarah bernhardt and was a women’s fashion accessory until about the 1920s and the women who wore them were mostly feminists.

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO *throws my Trilby across the room*

#NotAllFedoras

Also a reminder that trilbys are just hats and the stereotype associated with them would still be assholes even without the hat.

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

allmonds:

raise your hand if you can’t stop saying “nice” to everything

*sees a lot of hands*
nice