Silver Tongue

Twitter User Secondlina: “Do you need wizard references? Google orchestra conductors.”
See THREAD for many more great examples.

zinjanthropusboisei:

zinjanthropusboisei:
10-6-2017.
Sword.
Stickers, etc here

todaysbird:

PSA FOR THOSE IN DC AREA - PLEASE STOP FEEDING BIRDS (JUNE 2021)
An unknown transmittable illness is wiping out many native birds. Bird feeders, particularly uncleaned ones, are a major transmitter of disease. Please take them down for the meantime! Your birds will survive naturally without it - the impact of your ‘help’ could be far worse!

theinfiknight:

theoneandmolly:
theoneandmolly:
you’re telling me this onicle is bi?
what’s that? this former is trans too?
Eh? This attorney is ace?

turing-tested:

what the fuck happened to this door handle

firm grip

pussyibo:

nintenerd64:
who the fuck started this ‘prev tags’ nonsense. is that the work of those twitter kids that allegedly migrated here. stop that. if yall want people to see someone else’s tags just copy and paste or screenshot add them in a comment on the reblog like god intended

tributary:

tributary:
“never meet your heroes” is about how you shouldn’t look at your favorite writers’ twitter accounts
absolutely true

probablybadrpgideas:

Fine.

Fuck you.

No-one gets an attack bonus

xxtc-96xx:

Mew’s still just a bit too scared to talk to Mewtwo about what happened yet