tsunamiwavesurfing:

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

sarahsquarah:

So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the vet

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:

OH man, I can’t wait until @therealjacksepticeye next episode of papers please. He’s going to be playing day 15.

I got to get Papers Please.

It sounds like a good game.

For now I’m stuck playing FO4, Underrail and a David Bowie videogame (Rest his soul)

Nah, there’s just an event on day 15 that I can’t wait to see jack react to. His last episode ended with him finishing day 14.

Did he upload a papers please episode today?

Cause I think he did.

Yes. He did. And it ended with him finishing day 14. Which is why I can’t wait for the next episode. Which will be day 15. Which is the day with the event I’m looking forward to him reacting to. Reading comprehension for the win.

writeinblack:

dynastylnoire:

sourcedumal:

caliphorniaqueen:

ctron164:

torisoulphoenix:

lovinnforgiven:

kissmebluesexyvioletsme:

annuhbobanna:

This is the kind of content I wanna see.

This is trinidad level picong politics. I love it. Wigs were snatched…

Originally posted by madlyashley

Man some really need to research before opening their mouths. 

UNCLE BERNIE GOT THE CLAPBACK!!!!!!

What a damn receipt

SAVAGE

Hillary is walking around sore af from that whipping she just got.

Ether.

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:

OH man, I can’t wait until @therealjacksepticeye next episode of papers please. He’s going to be playing day 15.

I got to get Papers Please.

It sounds like a good game.

For now I’m stuck playing FO4, Underrail and a David Bowie videogame (Rest his soul)

Nah, there’s just an event on day 15 that I can’t wait to see jack react to. His last episode ended with him finishing day 14.

OH man, I can’t wait until @therealjacksepticeye next episode of papers please. He’s going to be playing day 15.

trashrabbits:

nickfuckface:

trashrabbits:

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

shut the hell your mouth

blanketking:

jedipokemonmaster:

puff-to-tuff:

lifterspairohdice:

jaidefinichongg:

I don’t even know what happened

Screenwriting looks like all fun and games until you have to clean the screens

Who the fuck do they think they are?

What the fuck