jitterbugjive:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

they do it themselves tbh

I treat em fine

snuggle happy at night

scritch nila under the chin

mayfly being the only one with actually happy thoughts in the happy thoughts universe

But if she befriends bugs, won’t she convert very painfully and become a mindless drone that will probably die of starvation?

yummytomatoes:

forestbeasty-deactivated2017110:

Ame & Yuki

people wanted them together, so here you go! 

lance-the-kanto-dragon-master:

mishawinsexster:

JK drops a truth bomb

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE FOREVER BUT NOBODY BLOODY LISTENS

If voldemort had chosen nevil to be the one then snape would still be a death eater and shit would have gone way different.

punk-rock-pilots:

r u kiddin me

senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

Is that aleks?

rosexknight:

ghoullable:

alicialoraine:

snowofkanto:

Loving this bathbomb from Lush!! 😍😍❤

how did you get it to work without water?

this fucking nerd didnt want to get their pokemon cards wet they couldnt even go full on with their pathetic joke im gonna die

Excuse me there’s also an electronic Pokedex, hat, plush, and GAME in there! So of course he doesn’t wanna get those wet.

Also, I’m pretty sure at least of those cards are water cards.

panic-at-the-dildos:

i want to know what the correct amount of dick to suck is. is there a yearly quota or is it a lifetime type of thing? if you suck too much dick one year can you suck less the next to even it out? do i need to make up for all of the years ive gone without sucking dick by sucking a certain amount more until im caught up? is there a difference between sucking one dick twenty times and twenty dicks one time? i have so many questions. if only the meninist was more clear in his wisdom

The correct amount of dick is determined by the moon cycle, the most rainbows seen at once and whether or not it’s a leap year. It’s very complex and what may be too much dick sucking at the moment right now may be just the right amount or even not enough in the future. Trust me, I’m an expert on dick sucking

thundabolt:

gryphonart:

I am working Miku Miku Dance for the first time, and am trying to get a Groudon to do Mitte Mitte. This is what I have down so far.

Model source: x

YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS.

banavalope:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

mothchan:

ladugard:

I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here

there he go

there are tears streaming down my face right now

this is the most important thing to me on the internet

bluebrook:

cherrysodacherrysoda:

instill-fear:

Excuse me… What.

what the actual fuck

Proof you don’t have to actively hate gay people to be homophobic. To be demeaning as fuck. To see them as less than human, but just your own personal toys.