neptunain:
“GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL”
“sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse”
“oh rad bring it in”
“The girl who banged apollo the god of the oracles keeps saying there’s soldiers hiding in it and we should destroy it”
“Awe, you know she’s cray cray. We should have everybody in the city party around it and pass out in front of it!
Airplane! is a classic comedy from the 70s. It's the best comedy of all time imo. If you ever get the chance I highly recommend it.
If Factory Scootaloo had kids, who would the father be?
hoofprint-is-spooky:
Meant to keep this to the mod blog. Oops.
factory scootadude
They would have a cute baby factory cutieloo
antoinetripletts:
man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer
like ‘wanna come with us’
‘no’
no hard feelings
end of story
instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why you don’t wanna or can’t go somewhere or you end up going anyway
That’s because many people refuse to take no for an answer and turn violent if you keep saying no.