YOU FREAKING LIED TO ME
HOW COULD YOU
This is what I refer to when I say
The Jigglypuff Post
Jigglypuff is a balloon pokemon. it can inflate and deflate itself. The one on the bottom is more inflated than the one on the top… Also, the angles are different.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
What I like about this is that the vegan isn’t getting pissed and lynching OP for eating eggs. This is how to be a vegan. Respect that people have the right to choose their own diets. You should get an award for being a basic human being.
“In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of some phony old Imagineer’s vision. But because I am enlightened by the marketing department’s sheer intelligence.”
m’ickey
I normally don’t reblog the whole ‘evil trilby’ thing but dammit this made me laugh
Is it bad to say I want that hat?
No. It’s not bad to want a hat. The hat isn’t the problem, it is merely an accessory which can look good when pulled off properly. The problem is the people who do not pull it off properly. Never blame the hat. The hat doesn’t make someone an asshole. The person makes themselves the asshole.
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
my catchphrase
a follow up of sorts to this comic i made a while back
groudon can finally have his revenge (as long as the sun is up of course)
I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
Hermione: *plays the trombone*
Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*
When harry isn’t on the train
