automatically:

“would you like to have sex”

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shugarskull:

joyeuse-noelle:

New Final Fantasy screenshots show the male protagonist in revealing, skin-tight armor; male gamers freak out.

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marvelandbbcgeek:
“ cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:
“ I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
”
Make one of Xmen
”

marvelandbbcgeek:

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

Make one of Xmen

nelfears:
“ ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show me a public school where...

nelfears:

ok shit i wanna talk about this. there is NO way you’d get a fruit cup, a cookie, mashed potatoes, AND peas. you get one of those. two if you buy the cookie separately. and the fucking nuggets??? TEN?????? show me a public school where they serve you TEN nuggets. we got 4. that shit was like the holy grail of lunches. kids were tempted to pick em out of the trash. don’t even get me started on the tater tot economy with these lunches, those things were pretty much worth their weight in gold. i’d see people buy three lunches just for the side of tater tots, and throw the rest away

needtheraintoremindme:
“ optimuspizza:
“ is this from that ‘send your enemies glitter’ thing?
”
On the keyboard really? Lol
”
This is actually bad. Some got into his fishtank and if the fish were to eat it, it could get hurt pretty bad.

needtheraintoremindme:

optimuspizza:

is this from that ‘send your enemies glitter’ thing?

On the keyboard really? Lol

This is actually bad. Some got into his fishtank and if the fish were to eat it, it could get hurt pretty bad.

themuslimcat:
“ The real life American Sniper himself was a madman who hated “ragheads”, I can’t believe this movie is going into the Oscars
”

themuslimcat:

The real life American Sniper himself was a madman who hated “ragheads”, I can’t believe this movie is going into the Oscars

dekutree:
“niadidas:
“… Example number 4739208679 of how the media paints white criminals as simply adventurous, mentally incapable or troubled. In this case, adventurous.
”
this is infuriating me
”

dekutree:

niadidas:

… Example number 4739208679 of how the media paints white criminals as simply adventurous, mentally incapable or troubled. In this case, adventurous.

this is infuriating me

somebody: wow your lipstick is SUCH a nice color! what's it called?
somebody else: it's my chunky dunk hydrating lippie
somebody: what the fuck
nuditea:
“ strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read
”

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read