Silver Tongue

1nd1gnant:

This was so much funnier in my head

chefpyro:

the d in demily stands for drums

so her full name is “drums ewan mcgregor i love you”

jo2ukes:

normal-horoscopes:

ginazmemeoir:

dankmemeuniversity:

unclefather:

sapropel:
boggblog:
shieldles:
Love
Two planes having kiss
Latios and Latias
i thought that said “latinos and latinas” and i was just going to accept it

thepioden:

afronerdism:
skyinide:
This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

smile-first:

methotrex8:
yo-its-matt:
sir-cyrus-motherfucker:
james-cordens-cumdump:
yo-its-matt:
yo-its-matt:
yo-its-matt:
I made an alternate universe UK version of The Big Bang Theory by fusing everyone with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and slightly de-aging them.
Great news everyone: with the power of my new creation, Girllum (girl Gollum), I’ve perfected the AI formula to surpass the British Uncanny Valley!
wait til y’all see british ross from friends
That is an evil lesbian
it’s all “be gay do crime” until lesbian ross from friends wants to commit grand larceny. fellas is it homophobic to be a lesbian who chooses evil.
There are actually two huge indicators that she has evil traits:
1. British
2. Ross