Zelda was actually the name of the doctor; you’re thinking of Zelda’s monster
But when you think about it, zelda was the real monster in the story.
OK LISTEN tumblr has a FOUR DOTS LIMITATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u send a message with more than FOUR DOTS LIKE THIS…. (count ‘em…..five dots) it will not send. ALSO if u use dots and dont use a space after them like this…it will not send. just a psa this probably answers a lot of question u have had over the years about where your messages have gone when they didnt go through please spread the word save a life
I love how the rickroll meme punishes people who decide to click the link to do their own research instead of just trusting what people tell them.
(FYI that thing about steven universe was a rickroll. It’s not cancelled. In fact Cartoon Network has paid for at least 104 episodes, so we’ve got a ways to go before the end.)
Solar Road Trip
“Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!” said all the other planets.
“Mom,” Pluto wailed, “Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
PLUTO PLS
you’ll always be real
I love how our entire generation all take Pluto not being an official planet anymore as a personal insult
That’s because we don’t crush the hopes and dreams of people who want to be more that what society tells them they can be.
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
being
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
u
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
you thinking about that comment
I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a person with a failing potato cafe
Also, you literally invited him to come and tell you how to run your resturant…
Actually, that is the very reason he yells at them. Because they don’t listen and they don’t learn. They make excuses rather than try admit they made a mistake. If you’ve seen him work with kids, you know he is actually a very kind teacher as long as the student is willing to listen.
PART FIVE of all these commissioned weird lizards - i cant believe this series has gone on so long honestly these dragons have really made a big impact on my life (and casual knowledge on types of sex toys)
heres to the next batch of em !
(part one) (part two) (part three) (part four)
fuks:
SAIL
I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED
there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here
the disruption of pleasant relaxing music
the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager
the small child’s laughter in the background
the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something
the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere
the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano
it’s all so beautiful
I can’t handle this
Don’t forget the sound of glass breaking in the background
