cactiofficial:
pyronoid-d:
text-mode:
The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.
It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage
am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here
This is one of those times where technology is indistinguishable from magic. There is an evil worm created by a wizard trapped in a scroll that can bring the vast knowledge of the world to a dead stop.
jestre:
thegreatdelta:
talesof4chan:
A good point about homosexuality
talesof4chan.tumblr.com
Hm this one is a bit of a thinker.
Just get a gay couple (or any male) to donate sperm to a lesbian couple (capable of birth, and not necessarily directly) if everyone ends up in a same sex couple, get a surrogate, or adopt someone without parents. It’s not that hard when ALL relationships matter. Anon didn’t make a good point, he made a fallible one.
Also, aren’t we overpopulated anyway?
Also, a transperson can reproduce within a homosexual relationship if they and their partner choose to do so.
turkey-imported-from-maine:
johaxnnamason:
annabellioncourt:
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.
ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:
“A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET”
THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE
AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM
NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE
willy shakes
Shakespere was the pun master.
Man fuck lab safety how am I meant to get superpowers if I'm not in any lab accidents?
lizzymodblog:
changemodomega:
:
Spiderman and the Hulk got their powers accidentally through science.
Captain America, Iron Man and Batman all got their powers on purpose through science.
Take your pick.
Well Batman has no powers whatsoever, Cap only has the power to not be a wuss anymore and Iron Man’s powers aren’t intrinsic either even if a skintight mecha is really cool.
So.
Tech enhancements and HUGE AMAZING MUSCLES are totally super powers.
One day I’ll be a super hero myself. A super muscular cyborg. With eye lasers.
EYE LASERS!
Don’t go super soldier. Super soldiers have the power to not get drunk.
darkflames-secret-luna-corner:
claudiaboleyn:
andromedoid:
The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get out of bed in the morning but what if I’m just faking for attention??
Everybody look at this post and the notes on it and realise that telling mentally ill people they’re just attention-seeking fakers is a really shitty, gross thing to do.
This one hit me…
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
