Silver Tongue

funkgamut:

HERE IT IS: THE LONG AWAITED PEARL CATALOGUE!!

Laboriously designed and created just for you, a spectrum of 42 different pearls to stand around and hold your stuff for you. Which one’s your favorite?

Also a bonus renegade

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When you really want to do something but that one person you just cannot stand is involved so you just

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deoxyrebornicleic:
“ dellestelle:
“ personalitysoup:
“ rosesalamander:
“ blvckdynamite:
“ trebled-negrita-princess:
“ onyxslaughterhaus:
“ loptrcoptr:
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“ bradmajors:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
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deoxyrebornicleic:

dellestelle:

personalitysoup:

rosesalamander:

blvckdynamite:

trebled-negrita-princess:

onyxslaughterhaus:

loptrcoptr:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bradmajors:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

josswhedons-twittermantrum:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cakelikeowen:

zooophagous:

masterkittens:

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara 

You want to do this now, Helen?

Oh it is on Brenda

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

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God this is magical

Cindy nobody wants your cookies stop bringing them OM. DID SHE JUST - OM I’M TELLING ALL MY NEIGHBORS ABOUT YOU 

Nobody wants to listen to you squawk, Lucy. And your lemon bars are SHIT.

Jennifer, shut your whore mouth. At least my kids listen to me and are house trained.

Oh be quiet , Joan, dont make me bring up what happened during last year’s Chilli Making competition when you let your kids wander about all by themselves.

Shut up linda, everyone knows that you can’t be trusted. Heck, you even brought store bought cookies to the bake sale. Store bought!

pumpkinetics:
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6woofs:
“ towetnosesandwhiskers:
“ drjustinelee:
“ Awesome info on what to do if your #puppy is chewing #training
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YES YES YES YES YES
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I get so many Asks about puppy nipping - here’s a good quick guide! Note: we had the most luck with the method...

6woofs:

towetnosesandwhiskers:

drjustinelee:

Awesome info on what to do if your #puppy is chewing #training

YES YES YES YES YES

I get so many Asks about puppy nipping - here’s a good quick guide! Note: we had the most luck with the method of replacing your hand with a chew item as opposed to just yelping.

Also please remember this is something you have to do repetitively over time (and the length of that time depends on the dog; sometimes days, sometimes weeks, sometimes months, sometimes.. yep, some might take over a year until nipping/biting/chewing is gone completely), but generally the more consistent you are the quicker it will taper off.

Show your puppy what you want them to do instead of punishing what you don’t want them to do! They’re pretty smart little sponges :3

cheeralism:

cheeralism:

im so embarrassed to say i like and do liberal arts shit

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caseywolfe07:

When you have an entire story written in your head and wish it would just write itself already:

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cosmic-noir:

drankinwatahmelin:

kateoplis:

Bernie Sanders has broken the individual contribution record, “officially receiving two million contributions, putting him ahead—at this point in the election season—of every other candidate in U.S. history who was not a sitting president.”

Sanders Is Making Presidential Campaign History

Bernie’s  like a fucking rockstar out here

Look at all of the youth!!!

THis is why you need to vote if you can. Youth have the majority now and the only way berny can lose is if you don’t vote. Every vote is important.

lapis and cheshire. what's their baby like?

rosexknight:

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  • Name: Jasper
  • Gender: Male
  • Personality: Standoffish, anti-social, a tad spoiled, quiet
  • Special Talents: Can polish any sort of rock or coal into a gem.
  • Who they like better: Lapis
  • Who they take after more: They take after Cheshire a bit more when it comes to color and fluffy ears, but their personality is a bit more like Lapis. He and Cheshire sometimes have trouble bonding.

Okay, he’s pretty dang adorable