Laboriously designed and created just for you, a spectrum of 42 different pearls to stand around and hold your stuff for you. Which one’s your favorite?
Also a bonus renegade
When you really want to do something but that one person you just cannot stand is involved so you just
Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.
I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.
Fuck you, Barbara
You want to do this now, Helen?
Oh it is on Brenda
Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan
Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!
Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet
You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.
At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?
C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!
NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…
God this is magical
Cindy nobody wants your cookies stop bringing them OM. DID SHE JUST - OM I’M TELLING ALL MY NEIGHBORS ABOUT YOU
Nobody wants to listen to you squawk, Lucy. And your lemon bars are SHIT.
Jennifer, shut your whore mouth. At least my kids listen to me and are house trained.
Oh be quiet , Joan, dont make me bring up what happened during last year’s Chilli Making competition when you let your kids wander about all by themselves.
Shut up linda, everyone knows that you can’t be trusted. Heck, you even brought store bought cookies to the bake sale. Store bought!
Awesome info on what to do if your #puppy is chewing #training
YES YES YES YES YES
I get so many Asks about puppy nipping - here’s a good quick guide! Note: we had the most luck with the method of replacing your hand with a chew item as opposed to just yelping.
Also please remember this is something you have to do repetitively over time (and the length of that time depends on the dog; sometimes days, sometimes weeks, sometimes months, sometimes.. yep, some might take over a year until nipping/biting/chewing is gone completely), but generally the more consistent you are the quicker it will taper off.
Show your puppy what you want them to do instead of punishing what you don’t want them to do! They’re pretty smart little sponges :3
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Personality: Standoffish, anti-social, a tad spoiled, quiet
Special Talents: Can polish any sort of rock or coal into a gem.
Who they like better: Lapis
Who they take after more: They take after Cheshire a bit more when it comes to color and fluffy ears, but their personality is a bit more like Lapis. He and Cheshire sometimes have trouble bonding.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
