rosexknight:

breaktimewritings:

emospritelet:

robertmarch82:

emospritelet:

robertmarch82:

emiliebrown:

emospritelet:

emospritelet:

rowofstars:

standbyyourmantis:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

astriferousaesthetic:

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

underwater masturbation

And that was the most reasonable one I saw :/

“sentimental southern angst”

well shit that’s it, that’s my entire fucking life

hashtag cannibal anal

…

Uh, I think this one is for @emospritelet

lolol. I got emotional communist striptease. Which, no.

@spottytonguedog here’s one for Stan - sensuous tentacle docking XD

naked cannibal oral

wow just wow

@emospritelet I got “softcore vampire cockwarming” :-) 

Doing more of these because they’re fun and I need cheering up today :(

Inexperienced scientific fisting - paging @dr-nicholas-rush and @mr-r-gold  XD

sexy mathematical sexytimes

Lol. XD

“strictly platonic lizard cunnilingus”

I have a million scenarios in my head and I can see myself writing every single one of them…

“sorry about the fairy striptease” I GOT A BETTER ONE

“implied raptor striptease” where do I sign up?

tastefullyoffensive:

(via Simon Pegg)

shakotansolari:

cheeralism:

zuroyuso:

perplexedcam:

jitterbugjive:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/milliecrafties?ref=l2-shop-info-name

Found a shop on etsy claiming to sell ‘custom’ made plushies, it’s really just reselling the chinese knockoff plushies at a higher price and claiming they are hand made when they are in fact illegally mass produced.

Please report the shop.

phantomrose96:

Steven has no neck because Yellow Diamond stole it

New sphene ref because I don’t like how the other ref looks.

neuroatypicalreinerbraun:

midnight-police:

“It’s that Rebel pilot, ISN’T IT?”

@dreamlordmorpheus

But imagine though, if phasma was actually his real mom. And he wasn’t kidnapped, he was born into the first order.

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

so in this episode of Dawn of the Croods:

• Thunk invents tv show
  
• creates the very first fangirls (and boys?)
• kills main character
• crowd is emotional
• ive never related to anything more in my life
• bonus:

deoxyrebornicleic:

Hey if someone is crying please don’t yell at them to “ Stop crying “.