I had a dream last night that mark hammel went a bit cookoo and was hospitalized and could only do joker voice so they brought in tara strong to speak to him as harley quinn. 

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Tonight Show Hashtags: #WorstCarIEverHad

Once when I was little my mom asked her to start her van up for her so it could warm up. I did, then took out the keys and brought them back.
The van was still running.

One of my cars had the power windows and AC on the same circuit. A short in the wiring caused it to blow the fuse and any new fuse you put in, leaving me with no AC and windows that wouldn’t go down just as we were getting to the peak summer highs.

My worst cars dashboard stopped working, it wouldn’t let me put it in park, it wouldn’t let me even start and it got to the point where it would be cheaper to just buy a new car. I sold it for $800 which is what I initially payed for it.

mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

Did you know tomatoes aren’t a vegetable??? I can’t believe that people would eat such lies!! 

lucillesballs:

if someone ever wants you to explain silent hill to them just show them these screencaps

deadlykillerqueen:

Now this is what I call art that needs to be viewed by everyone

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Tomatoes

And potatoes

sixpenceee:

Informal infographic depicting evolution 

thenimbus:

NEW CHARACTER IDEA: Dyslexic Guy who doesn’t know he’s dyslexic due to random coincidences throughout his life. by cody mccracken

Pure genius.

took me a moment

naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke 

Actually what happened was there were knockoffs and they couldn’t exactly sue the knockofs because knockoffs are still their own thing. So instead they made a unique bottle and patented that and sued people who used that bottle.

staylencloudy:

My precal teacher has these posters up on her wall and I think they portray a good message

I think a thesaurus would be a better option than a dictionary