peridorktyl:

Don’t do it
She’s trash like us

scraps-is-busy:

ask-ozymandias-mew:

What do you think of them odds? 

Guess who got a blog.

waffleducttapedtoadoor:

landrykilledyetanotherguy:

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

bogleech:

that time will smith brutally deprived future generations of high art

rosexknight:

traveler-errant:

yamanitos:

when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking

@rosexknight

@silver-tongues-blog

Originally posted by dundermifflingifs

brainfarto:

Two cutesy made for each other take a stroll on a tangerine beach.

crunchy-sheep:

art-of-whisperfoot:

regal-reindeer:

trxyes:

this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)

Oh hella! Also this site is very pretty + well-designed

I am an old fart

I call bullshit I’m like 5

rubyredwisp:

Together, they headed for her abode. “In the morning,” she said firmly, “you go.” A responsive beep acknowledged her decision. “Fine, you’re welcome.” Another beeping, which made her laugh. “Yes, there’s a lot of sand here. Beebee-Ate? Okay. Hello, Beebee-Ate. My name is Rey. No, just Rey.” 

tysonmurphy:

***Star Wars 7 spoilers***

A quick little comic I drew up about Ben Solo and Chewy’s complicated friendship.

*edit* made the comic into a photoset for better reblogging :)  full rez version is here:  http://imgur.com/u7HcWOx