one of my favorite tidbits about speedrunning that comes up every time the games done quick marathons come around is how Wind Waker speedruns are about five hours long because of the giant wall in Hyrule that actually forces the runner to play the game because they’ve been throwing shit at this wall for over a decade and still can’t figure out a way past it. the wall in hyrule is entirely unglitchable and the only way past it is to play the game properly. the speedrun would be like one hour if they could get past this wall but nope, it’s five hours. fuck the wall.
and the comedy of this situation is exponentially amplified the more you know about skips and glitches in speedruns in general
as examples of how broken WW is elsewhere, you can clip through walls and go out of bounds to skip entire dungeon sequences pretty much anywhere with a ledge, use the Wind Waker to enter a state where you ignore physics and swim at 5000 miles an hour, and even fly infinitely into the sky after dying like some kind of helium zombie. do you know how many games could be broken wide open by an infinite height trick? TTYD would shave off 3 or 4 hours.
but this fucking barrier around Hyrule Castle, against all odds, is just completely insurmountable with any of this. Ganondorf is literally the most successful and powerful villain in gaming history and this Super Extendo Fuck You Shield™ is a shining testament to it
Your fish girlfriend flexes and comments on how easy it would be to crush your skull between her wet thighs.
Probably the best way to die
So last night I left the ice scoop in the ice machine and it ended up getting buried under all the ice so now I have to dig it out
What is your honest opinion of the following peeps both as a person and of their art. Wiggles, ALOS, Youobviouslyloveoctavia, pembrokewkorgi, and Gearholder?
I really enjoy her art style, and she’s improved a ton since AKS started. I also enjoy all the effects she puts into her pics, mainly the smoke around Sombra. I’m a fan.
As a person, I don’t know if what I’ll say is enough to describe what an amazing person Wiggles is. First, she not only enjoys, but highly encourages me to keep making puns. So blame her XP More importantly, she’s one of the kindest and friendliest people I know. It’s always a great time when I see her in person at Bronycon, because she’s always happy-go-lucky and wanting to have a great time. AND SHE’S BEST CON MASCOT TOO. There’s a lot more that I could say, but that would take all day to say. Basically, I’m very happy to be friends with Wiggles. I’m honored to know a fantastic person like her. And I would be a better person if I was even as half as great as she is.
Sasha’s really grown a lot as an artist too. Her ability to crank out visually pleasing full-color pics, and a very quick sketch to have a silly quip is really amazing. It’s a fun style.
Sasha is also a great person too, but we’re kinda drifted apart as of late. And admittedly, it’s my fault. I’m really bad at keeping up with people and chatting with them. There’s also kind of a personality clash too; her spiritual views and my newsman straight-forwardness. But I still consider her a good friend, and want to reconnect more.
I WISH I COULD BE AS GREAT OF AN ARTIST AS SCRAM IS. Oh my goodness, I think he’s one of the best in the fandom, and should get a lot more attention. Just an all-around great style and technique.
As a person, Scram’s kinda like the little brother that I never had. He’s one of the closest friends I’ve had since I became a pony fan. We get along great and I love chatting pony with him. And it’s absolutely killing me that I cannot be in San Diego this weekend to hang out with him ;~; Especially since the wind chill is -20 right now in Galesburg.
Pembroke - @pembrokewkorgi (represented by Ink Blot because I couldn’t find a mod pone)
Just like Sasha, I am amazed as how quickly Pem can crank out top-notch quality art. And to be able to do it so often. His pics are detailed, and there’s always great humor with them too. I really think he could do a newspaper comic strip, a la Bill Watterson or Stephen Pastis. He’s that good.
Pembroke is also a great follower and friend, even though we don’t get to chat that much. He’s one of the bright spots in the Tumblrpon community, and a great example of the fine people we have here. I also fully admit that if I won big in the lottery or something like that, he would be one of the people I would help. He’s been through way too much bad luck, and he deserves a big break.
I wish I could see Gear’s art more. It’s a simple style in a way, but it’s very visually pleasing. And I think he’s one of the names waiting to be discovered.
I know Gear and I have the back and forths, and we also don’t chat too much, but I still consider Gear a good person and friend. I would like to get to know him a little better though.
UGHSGH THAT WAS SO NICE, TEEJ. PFFAAOFUAHA THANK YOU
also yes I 100% take responsibility for your eternal punishment IT’S ALL MY FAULT. if you like puns KEEP DOIN’ ‘EM everyone else can SUCK IT
I wouldn’t attribute alos with being a good person if you knew how homophobic and transphobic she is.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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