Silver Tongue

ask-ozymandias-mew:

The name is Ozymandias.

theholychesse:

fusion-mom:

The Holy Trinity has been completed.

Alternately titled: On a scale of Peridot to Pearl to Amethyst, how well do you think you’d handle being propositioned by a walking love goddess?

circuitscript:

Me, age 12:

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Me, age 22:

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numahachi:

numahachi:

finding fanart of your favourite minor characters like

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someone just tagged this as sans from undertale and all i can think of is

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lapidong:

rock bottom is what ive hit

jabberwockyface:

I know how much fun it is to think about his grandpa–but never forget who his mother is.

catsvspatriarchy:
“kyrstin:
“this is the funniest thing harry ever said
”
Classic Roonil
”

catsvspatriarchy:

kyrstin:

this is the funniest thing harry ever said

Classic Roonil

casualdorkpatrol:

currentsinbiology:

squidscientistas:

Bobtail squid can control whether their skin is “sticky” or not so they can decide when sand and pebbles stick to them for camouflage.

Well, aren’t they just so clever!

MY BABU

@talk-to-a-jelly

ziggy-starlord:

Angry lemon villians who want to destroy Earth