wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
He’s 22 now
Did anyone donate 2k?
Why aren’t you playing Ground Zeroes right now??
WHY IS THIS SCENE SO FUCKING INTENSE?
It’s a trope called mundane made awesome where you take mundane tasks such as rolling and a patch falling out into the most intense thing ever. It can also be used for comedic effect by showing the awesome par first and then showing what really happened, as shown in the video.
Spyro and crash bandicoot for example. I think symphony of the night was ps1. And I think twisted metal debuted on ps1
There were 2,621,514 goats in the United States as of 2012, the year of the most recent USDA Agricultural Census. If America’s goats were their own state, its population would be larger than that of Wyoming, Vermont, D.C. and North Dakota -
the goats are migrating to texas to become one super goat. be afraid.
Good Christ…
Texas has the ultimate mineral
Justin Bieber threatened to sue the website for defamation that posted the gif of him before and after photoshop so you know what to do
I like that they fixed his anatomy in the second one, since his head is ginormous in the before.
One more thing to add to the “reasons Justin Bieber is an asshole” list
VIRUS WARNING
OH MY GOSH ITS AN ACTUAL VIRUS ON TUMBLR THIS TIME
What you should know:
- Many people claim virus’s on tumblr all the time, and most of the time its just phishing attempts to get your tumblr password.
- This here, however, could mean actual virus.
- Don’t click the link, and if you do, don’t download anything.
What it is:
- There are many posts going around at the moment which is leading people in with everyone’s favourite MBTI Test, which connects to your tumblr, “analyzes” your tumblr account, and then posts your result to your blog.
- It doesn’t actually analyze your blog, it’s completely random.
- After posting the result to your blog, it redirects to one of many virus infested websites.
- This leads to other people falling for it, clicking on the link, spreading it, and then possibly giving many people a virus.
What you should do:
- Ignore any of the posts, but inform the people who post them.
- Do not connect this website to your Tumblr.
- If you’ve already connected, do not download anything, go to your settings, click on apps, and disconnect from “Personality Tests,” and finally delete the post from your blog. Also, run your virus software.
Please signal boost this because I just saw about 20 of these on my dash and I’m worried for my fellow bloggers ;-;
Let me add that it doesn’t even matter if you reblog it, it’ll auto reblog if you just click the link. So DON’T do that.
WOAH this thing appeared on my dash earlier! Take care, guys!
I always hit deny when things ask to use my blogs personal info
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
can we stop referring to all sex that could possibly result in pregnancy as “heterosexual reproduction” now
Is this real
Is this really appearing before my eyes
can it be true
a cutesy cartoon about gender and sexuality that is not cissexist and degendering toward trans people (who get to wear clothes just like cis people)??????????
mind is blown.
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