deanwinchesters-eyes:

vinyl-scratching:

awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps:

calliedope:

teratophilia:

this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???

we have to stop jenkins

Hi there, young people. Nice day today.

SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU, OLD MAN

youre a lying fucker if you say that you didnt read this in their voices

hip-hop-lifestyle:

“never odd or even” spelled backwards is “never odd or even”

It’s called a palindrome.

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

kemetic-dreams:

Yep yep

I looked through the notes and noticed a lot of white tears when it came to the crusades. Saying things like “that was so long ago” and “that was before we were enlightened”
Lmaoooo
Reminder that Christianity/Catholicism is STILL used to colonize
And colonization is violence

justjojit:

mirrored-internet:

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

OKAY THIS IS SERIOUSLY SO ACCURATE EVERYONE TRY IT NO JOKE

what the fuck this is spot on. how

It says I have no motivation, I fap when I’m stressed and that I don’t like sharing my problems with other people unless it concerns them. And that I always give people the benefit of the doubt at first.

How can it find that out through eight colours?

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

Is she gonna become a pony chimera? I don’t think it will cost an arm and a leg

sigmareblog:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

Thank you, Gordon Ramsay side of Tumblr.

dat-chem-nerd:

This is the best picture

posers at their finest.

spacepigeonking:

disneyskellington:

• Halloween is over
• Thanksgiving is over
• Christmas is over
• New years is over

now what

There is that one day in February, the one we mustn’t speak of

The day that is the bane of aromantics everywhere?

beneaththeforest:

One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.