Headcanon: This happened the same day he was gonna use the death ray to kill captain hammer
If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging”
So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!
Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!
*squints suspiciously*
You sly dog
A sly dog probably dogging right now
Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have a spork gender.”
Which means you’re way more useful.
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way
no they aren’t. Have you ever even heard a child on fire?
…have you?
Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you
- Favorite Male Character
- Favorite Female Character
- Least Favorite Character
- Favorite Ship
- Favorite Friendship
- Favorite Quote
- Worst Character Death (if any)
- This made me so happy you have no idea Moment
- Saddest Moment
- Favorite Location
DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
Another good answer is Eris because chances are that she’s the one asking and then the Aphrodite will figure out that its just another attempt at causing chaos.
I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.
The Treacherous Troll Of the East No ;-;
((The Dark Wereful of the Shadows…dafaq))
The Black Wizard of the Mountain! Badass
the white unicorn of the forest wtf thst not scary at all
The cursed thief of the seas
The Black Ghost of the Shadows. Nice.
The Savage Gargoyle… OF THE NIGHT!
The Blue Dwarf of the Shadows
