WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A MASTURBATION TIP THAT’S FUCKING CTHULHU OR SOME SHIT ABOUT TO EAT MY GODDAMN CAR I’M NOT JERKING IT
Tentacles. That’s why it’s relevant
it’s 2015 stop acting like you need sex to have a good relationship
it’s 2015 stop acting like you need love to have sex
it’s 2015 stop acting like sex is a basic human need
it’s 2015 stop acting like everyone wants or needs to fall in love
it’s 2015 stop acting like asexuals and aromantics don’t exist
I want a video game based around this
the whole game is just about rescuing Princess but not a single one fits the “Princess” stereotype
Kobold Princess, Troll princess, Dragon (who is guarded by an evil Princess of course), Undead Princess, etc
This came by on my dash again… and well, i can’t just not reblog it.
I’d play that… gay prince, dressed as princess…
What if. At the end of the game. When you finally find all the princesses. You remove your helmet. And it’s revealed why there was no human princess. You were the human princess. And you and the other princesses use princess magic to defeat the great evil. But only if you play on difficulty harder than casual.
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birdsgODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop
That dating simulator has prepared me for this.
I’m ready
Wasn’t that video just gaijin goombas culture shock about japanese starfox and not matpats game theory?
have not you heard of the American news? Peda has discovered Chinese kill cats and dogs to cook and also sell skin (gloves, jacket, others) with low price. because china is lack of law for animals. china is outlaw country to kill all animals throughout the world. attention, the Chinese are paying hunters to kill rare animals and sells something illegal.
AnonymousOkay firstly you have to be a bot.
Secondly its PETA, and they’re batshit crazy.
Thirdly so what? Cats and dogs aren’t any more special than cows or pigs, and I’m wearing leather shoes and ate steak last weekend.
PETA is batshit crazy and you can’t trust a word they say.
But China also is crazy and doesn’t understand the idea of “restraint” when it comes to animals. See: Tigers.
And maybe it’s hypocritical, but I just can’t get behind dogs or cats being used for food or clothing. Makes me a tad ill to think about.There are many things China does wrong.
Using cats and dogs for food and resources isn’t one of them. Its only because we treat them as pets that its perceived to matter at all.
I’m not really the squeamish type when it comes to this stuff.
PETA kills thousands of animals every year themselves.
PETA are the ones who tell people you need to kill a sheep to get the wool (Which would not only stain the wool with the blood, making it unusable, but also cause you to go out of the wool business because now you don’t have a sheep)
They also say you need to kill a cow to get milk (Again, a bad idea because of the same reasons)
And they also say that chocolate milk comes from milk with blood in it (Dairies throw out milk that gets contaminated with things like blood)
They also steal peoples pets and kill them (The pets)
because it is the bane of my existence to see artists who don’t even TRY to get bird anatomy right, when they’ll gladly put forth the effort to learn mammalian anatomy
BIRDS ARE SO EASY TO DRAW
THERE ARE NOT MANY MOVING PARTS ON THEIR FACE
NOT LIKE US SQUISHY MAMMALS
still debating if I should make my own HOW TO DRAW WINGZ ref or just link to some good ones I’ve seen, since there are a plethora of both good and god-awful tutorials out there for wings already. I’ll probs make my own because other guides neglect to mention that GASP DIFFERENT BIRDS HAVE DIFFERENT SHAPED WINGS BECAUSE THEY FLY DIFFERENTLY
THIS IS AWESOME BUT JUST ONE NOTE
Almost all birds are capable of moving their upper beak, aka prokinesis, it’s just that parrots have the most obvious degree of it. prokinesis is the movement of the beak at the point at which it is hinged to the skull of the bird.
There’s like a million different types of kinesis to do with the beak/rhamphotheca/whatever but yeah, parrots aren’t the only ones :D
I can’t find any good pictures to demonstrate but yeah, it’s present in almost all birds. Loons and ducks are good birds to look at c:
