camsfarts:

duskblade:

tittymeat:

tiddiemeat420:

This was the most incredible thing ive ever seen

holy shit

“thats not even a real fighting game” they say. 

This some dbz bullshit right here

I couldn’t even catch who won

sararye:

letswishuponastar:

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures

lilo is the most badass disney character

Can I just say, that bitch deserved it. I mean, insulting lilo is one thing, but bringing up her parents? That is unforgivable. I mean, wow. That is cold and deserves a smacking.

protomen-general:

phantom-shadow:

chadington:

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This world never ceases to amaze me.

song of storms is my favorite zelda song

yes

idek-pizza:
“my life just got 800% better
”
wow, what a greedy shit, only giving the friends one piece each and keeping half the pizza for themselves.

idek-pizza:

my life just got 800% better

wow, what a greedy shit, only giving the friends one piece each and keeping half the pizza for themselves.

betty-tea-dead:

a-random-mod:

stormingtheivory:

tracyalexander:

forgottentrenchcoats:

fluffbuttcas:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:

starlordloki:

darning-socks:

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why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

We also had to pledge our allegiance to the flag every single day. In texas, you had to pledge allegiance to not only america but to texas as well.

If this shit happened like italy or germany, someone would call the fucking UN.

Wait the flag thing isn’t normal?

Also I live in Texas. We have two flags and we had to say two different kinds of pledges in the morning.

Well, I don’t know if it’s normal for other states to bledge to their state as well or if texas just does it because texas was once it’s own country (Which is why it’s the only state flag that is allowed to fly at the same height as the american flag)

heaven4thegodless:

Share this PLEASE

I implore you

Help stop framing

And False Narratives!

Anyone can plant a gun on you

Once you’re already dead..

You can’t testify if you’re dead…

You can’t say you never had a gun

Once you’re dead…

Hold police accountable!

No more murder!

No more death!

ALL LIVES MATTER

aleksandrwilde:
“ dialupmodem:
“ grypwolf:
“ theonetruenators:
“ atotorakku:
“ lolsofunny:
“ if you’re about to die, might as well try.
”
YO
”
oh shit
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got...

aleksandrwilde:

dialupmodem:

grypwolf:

theonetruenators:

atotorakku:

lolsofunny:

if you’re about to die, might as well try.

YO

oh shit

he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away

so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this

Re blogging this because there is change this might save a life.

yeah guys!! go ahead and try this if you’re in a life or death situation even without any proper training what-so-ever..

*begins vigilant training*

tastefullyoffensive:

“Crab’s Lost Love” (comic by Gunshow)

jitterbugjive:
“azula-griffon:
“ askthunderdazemlp:
“ baby-ufo:
“ vinyl-fantasyxiv:
“ artificial-admin:
“ pumpkizaya:
“ booeste:
“ a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
”
please do this on anon
”
please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess...

jitterbugjive:

azula-griffon:

askthunderdazemlp:

baby-ufo:

vinyl-fantasyxiv:

artificial-admin:

pumpkizaya:

booeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

please do this on anon

please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess it.

alleged stockholm syndrome; these allegations have yet to be proven true mane

two dubstep artists do butt stuff

A Bulky robot and a scissor head robot

A psychologist and a bug

space homos

cotton candy pone and steroids pone

teacuptavros:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF

The only people who give a damn about bra straps are shitty celebrity media (Like TMZ or crappy magazines) and teachers because apparently they don’t know women wear bras.