definitelynotadinosaur:

thatguyhasabeardandmoxie:

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about ½ in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

Fuck yes. Now the real question is… Will they fill my stomach in one bite?

Hey so made these quite recently and let me tell you YES THEY WILL FILL YOUR STOMACH VERY VERY QUICKLY THESE ARE DENSE LITTLE FUCKERS HOLY SHIT 

I could barely finish one and I had to substitute the cream for half and half because thats all I had

Seriously this shit is INTENSE

also it kind of tastes a bit like graham crackers 

Can I eat four?

jitterbugjive:

officialkeikoandgilly:

KeikoandGilly’s quick how to guide on making a proper OC.

Rule No. 1 - Never insert your OC into someone else’s established canon. If you didn’t get permission, which this individual didn’t, then it is wrong to make a statement such as this, in Spanish, English, or otherwise. This isn’t the only issue to face when making an OC, as the next rule shall demonstrate.

Rule No. 2 - Be mindful of official canon and continuity. In any fandom, or following, there is a thing called “canon”. This means there is lore, mostly by the creators, that is officially considered the absolute and gospel mandate to die hard fans of their franchise. With noted exceptions, as is the clever use of cloning, it is nigh impossible for any OC to be daughter to an established character. It’s also frowned upon by lore-ists and fans alike. It’s even more frowned upon when you insert yourself into an established fan OC of the original character.

Rule No. 3 - Suspension of Disbelief. A good character designer must keep well to balance. That balance, as I have often done and seen, is to have a bit of original flair, with proper mindset to the canon and continuity of the series you are trying to flatter. For example, if you are going to be a time lord, focus on a lesser position or job the time lords do. There isn’t much covered over that, and well worth a good read or viewing for anyone interested in expanded lore. Hell, even Gallopfrey, needs its own lore, which is untapped potential.

What is considered ‘too original’ or broad stretching, in my opinion, is making useless and laughable gimmicks like #FullAlicorn and #VampireDoctor. For the first tag, a gimmick saying “I’m an Alicorn Timelord” contradicts two lores in one stone. For the Alicorn part, you need a reason why this character is an Alicorn. An Alicorn implies elite, royal status. I can imagine a Queen Elizabeth Alicorn being in charge of Buckingham Palace in Pondon, because it reflects our British society in an Equine world of magic. The second part is Time Lord canon. The time lords are a rank in Gallifrey, and Gallifrey, as far as we know and have seen, is a republic. There are no monarchies present, past, and future. To imply Alicorn OC Timelord is a spit on the face of Whovian lore.

What doesn’t suspend disbelief is trying to make a character and say, “Oh, my character’s an Alicorn, who is friends with the Mane 6, and is a Timelord, traveling with the Doctor”. This statement breaks all the three rules, off the bat.

Now as for ‘Vampire Doctor’, again this breaks all three rules. If you are going to make a full fledged doctor character, you should mind the rules I typed in this guide, and also NOT rely on your gimmick. This would give the impression that outside your gimmick, you have nothing of substance to substantiate the depth of a character. Even the character me and rhythmrender are writing, which we kinda stole in a mutiny, and made it our own, has a gimmick. That being said, we aren’t parading it around. The focus, any good writer will tell you, the words, the story, and the character in one well wrought urn.

So please, don’t be an arse and write responsibly. You’ll get far that way in character creation. :3

^^^^^^ THIS.

betty-tea-dead:

a-random-mod:

smallandsad:

can you guys imagine what it would be like if James and Lily had never been killed and Harry wasn’t the chosen one but he still got himself into random crazy shennanigans with Ron and Hermoine anyways

“James, our son flew a car to Hogwarts and crashed it”

“That sounds wicked" 

"nO JAMES”

Snape would be evil and nevil would be the one who lived

Wait wait wait but Snape would of been Harry’s godfather because before You-Know-Douche did the thing, Snape actually made up with the Potters?

At least I think I heard about JK saying something like that.

no, snape went against voldemort when he started targeting the potters. Sirius would be harrys godfather because he would not be accused for revealing their location.

smallandsad:

can you guys imagine what it would be like if James and Lily had never been killed and Harry wasn’t the chosen one but he still got himself into random crazy shennanigans with Ron and Hermoine anyways

“James, our son flew a car to Hogwarts and crashed it”

“That sounds wicked" 

"nO JAMES”

Snape would be evil and nevil would be the one who lived

fangpony:

a-random-mod:

charlesoberonn:

officialjanefoster:

Things we are supposed to have by 2015:

Hoverboards:

Holograms: 

Self tying shoes:

Things we have in 2015!

HOVERBOARDS:

HOLOGRAMS:

SELF TYING SHOES:

we did it. we made all the stuff back to the future said we would and we did it on time go us!

links to cool future stuff:

hoverboard

hologram

Shoes

We’re still 15 Jaws movies short

Blame biff for breaking jaws.

The shoes literally look identical

That’s because people were preparing for 2015 to be full of back to the future references and back to the future merchandise is gonna be selling a lot this year.

soobwhaleomg:

dandywondrous:

oH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS AGAIN

Magical.

rebornica:

skimlines:

itscolossal:

A 1,000-piece CMYK Color Gamut Jigsaw Puzzle by Clemens Habicht

my god

someone has invented a game for artist alley after-hour gatherings

and it looks like a type of torture

[Grunting artists in the distance]

It wouldn’t be that difficult if you make the borders first and hten separate the pieces based on colour. Then work from there. That’s actually what they are doing in the gif.

jumping out of helicopters is dangerous 

you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground

what do you mean they dont make it to the ground

where do they go

sugar-and-smiles-please:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.

That guy was really a huge teddy bear.

It’s on a similar topic. Not metal, but similar. J. K. Rowling was inspired by a big biker she met once who talked about how well his cabbage garden was doing to make Hagrid.

zori-ravehound:

miketooch:

therudestbuddhist:

don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.”  it wasn’t given to me at all.  i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna

“I wish I could draw!” No you don’t or you’d be drawing right now, you just wish drawing was easy.

SOMEONE SAID IT