cardaughter:

edgeofboring:

majora:

devilbatghost:

Imagine being alive on 4/20/69

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FURIOUSLY EATS HEALTHY AND EXERCISES REGULARLY

i dont usually add captions to posts but….i was born in 99 & im gonna be 69 on 4/20/2069. this is it. this is the reason for my birth

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1999 + 69 = 2068

You would be 70 in 2069

If I made adoptables would any of you buy them?

milesjai:
“ thecelestialchild:
“ nat-tru-al:
“ chanel-and-louboutins:
“ Cute couple ❤️
”
Waste of men smh…😔
”
Ay bitch. Fuck you. Straight up. Fuck you. Don’t EVER in your life disrespect me and mine like that again. Be mad. Be pressed. But don’t...

milesjai:

thecelestialchild:

nat-tru-al:

chanel-and-louboutins:

Cute couple ❤️

Waste of men smh…😔

Ay bitch. Fuck you. Straight up. Fuck you. Don’t EVER in your life disrespect me and mine like that again. Be mad. Be pressed. But don’t fucking come on to my picture with my fiancé saying some ignorant shit out of your mouth like that. Take your busted, salty ass the fuck on, get some business and some dick that wants you. Cause clearly it ain’t here.

And let the record show, I’m bisexual and I STILL wouldn’t touch your busted ass with 10 foot pole. Merry Christmas, bitch.

lizzymodblog:

There’s two kinds of porn artists on this website.

There’s the “I’m not proud of it but it’s a living” and the “hell yeah I love this job.”

There is no in-between.

What about the “I’m bored. I’m gonna draw porn.” Kind?

i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

Actually the show was pretty good. He just made it better.

sadtrans3:

sadtrans3:

love how happy tumblr got when the new meme became popular so they could ignore leelah alcorn and the voices of trans women

please reblog this especially if you’re not a trans woman

Hold up. New memes don’t drown out important stuff. People are still trying to get justice for what happened, people are still trying to make leelahs law a thing. Don’t you dare think that someone reblogging a funny picture means they forgot about the important things.

lizzymodblog:
“cptwaddledoo:
“ unfollovving:
“ polterpastry:
“ indigirl94:
“ catbountry:
“ rooshoes:
“ This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an...

lizzymodblog:

cptwaddledoo:

unfollovving:

polterpastry:

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

WHY would you even know how a horse dildo looks like

The real question is why don’t you?

Brony-exclusive knowledge has finally proven its worth

It’s not brony exclusive, horse cock is one of the more popular Dick types in the furry community in general.

faithhealthlife:

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Relationship goals

cub-sage-of-the-six-paths:
“ I’m terrible, but I laughed waaaaaay to hard at this. Hahahaha!!!!
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Took me a second

cub-sage-of-the-six-paths:

I’m terrible, but I laughed waaaaaay to hard at this. Hahahaha!!!!

Took me a second

scootaling:

Scootaling Filler #19/Ask Lowball and Winterling (Filler) #9: A Random Banana

Here is the final character object pair from 2k+200: Silver Tongue, representing Scootaling follower a-random-mod, and Ask Lowball and Winterling follower askbananapie.

There will be one more filler update related to the follower special in a couple of days after this one.

Wow that’s topical.