Hackers got Windows 95 running on a New Nintendo 3DS.
The future is now.
“Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.”
The very first episode, Tourist Trapped, premiered on 6/15/12. Flip those numbers and you get 2/15/16. That is the premiere date of Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls.
why the hell do people waste drawing tablets by drawing bad porn and shit and then people with good talent waste it aggguh it's so frustrating
For some people, art is their only source of income, and Porn/weird fetishes sell. I’m sure they’re at least as frustrated as you that they can’t draw what they really want to.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
The most ironic thing is that the half phrases tell the exact opposite of what the original says.
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?”
“…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”
“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”
“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”
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- no april fools or other seasonal jokes
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I just think that if someone doesn't like christmas, the people who do like it shouldn't lynch the person. I mean, the reaction on jitters blog makes it seem like christmas wih the kranks is plausible
AnonymousExactly.
I hated that movie. People was unreasonable, acted like it was a crime to just… not feel up to celebrate Christmas. And the morale was supposedly that you really HAS to celebrate it, and the victims of the stories supposed to learn a lesson and the horrible bullies were the heroes.
Too many gets all offended by hearing someone doesn’t celebrate the holiday, or even if they just call it something else. It gets personal, just like someone takes it too personal if someone doesn’t like the same kind of music.
What’s up with that?
Where is the respect and love the holiday is supposed to represent? And why can’t it be extended to those not celebrating it? Because it should. Love and respect everyone, no matter what. If they don’t like the holiday they are not hurting you. But you are hurting them for not respecting that.
Respect goes both ways after all.
The respect and love died when it became a commercialistic holiday where if you don’t celebrate and don’t get the most expensive gift, then you’re somehow a terrible person. Hell, even the santa we know was created by cocacola to sell more soda. The st nick had blue or green clothing. fuck christmas
