Silver Tongue

sashayed:

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

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so cool under pressure

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so calm in a crisis

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great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

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so great at witty comebacks

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definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers

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definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

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no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

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so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

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people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

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always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

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in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

me @ every straight couple w/ a family on TV: 80% of your problems could be solved by having an honest, patient conversation with each other oh my god have you literally never communicated in your life??? why are you married? how did u have 2.5 kids together without discussing your feelings literally ever?????????

lyndsayfaye:

This precious fellow.

each generation of jedi is progressively less prepared for their first duel
Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order
Luke: I trained... for like 3 days with an out-of-practice old dude
Rey: What's this fuckin glowstick lol

adurot:

tenaflyviper:

This was THE game show scandal of the 80′s.  While not a result of the type of rigging seen back during the quiz show scandals of the 1950′s, Larson had managed to memorize the pattern of lights used in the show’s game board to accurately predict exactly when to hit the buzzer for the best outcome.

Ironically, it was right after the film Quiz Show was released to theaters–inspired by the quiz show scandals in the 50′s–that CBS’ producers decided to take a second look at Larson’s winning streak, only to uncover the fraud.  It wasn’t the first questionable scheme concocted by Larson, who was also evading the law for previous illegal offenses.  In the end, he lost every dirty penny within a span of only two years.

If you run your game board on a pattern, and he’s able to see and memorize the pattern, is that actually cheating?

coolbugfacts:

presidentobarna:

catgirlpresident:

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

> Be me in 1810
> Receive telegram
> Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

elasticitymudflap:
“ SMOL SHIPBABY BEST FRIENDS WHO LIVE TO RAISE HECK
Mewmew makes the spears herself and Caprica flings her over the garden fence to attack the shrubberies
”

elasticitymudflap:

SMOL SHIPBABY BEST FRIENDS WHO LIVE TO RAISE HECK

Mewmew makes the spears herself and Caprica flings her over the garden fence to attack the shrubberies