Silver Tongue

There’s no good place to get a mud bath in my town

kilalabunnies:

silver-tongues-blog:

emmathepaintdragon:

theacemaybell:

animating-gravity:

dj-mankiewicz:

dreemurr-sympathizer:

bamsarakiilledyou:

(ง'̀-‘́)ง

@kimjado-prince

@camwrites

How I imagine @theacemaybell would have to fight me cause she’s so smol

Ani I would have to do this you have sunk so low I can reach you

@elektronx

u r smol but mighty <3

@kilalabunnies

FITE ME >:U

What are you gonna do, punch my knees?

emmathepaintdragon:

theacemaybell:

animating-gravity:

dj-mankiewicz:

dreemurr-sympathizer:

bamsarakiilledyou:

(ง'̀-‘́)ง

@kimjado-prince

@camwrites

How I imagine @theacemaybell would have to fight me cause she’s so smol

Ani I would have to do this you have sunk so low I can reach you

@elektronx

u r smol but mighty <3

@kilalabunnies

Weird shit from 2015

gayvoid:

  • Deez Nuts was a presidential candidate and tumblr users made serious posts telling people not to vote for Deez Nuts
  • A tumblr user stole actual human bones for witchcraft
  • 70°F weather in the Northern US on Christmas
  • Banksy created an edgy parody theme park called “Dismaland” but to everyone else, it seemed more like a parody of itself
  • Berenstein/stain bears got people contemplating the existence of parallel universes
  • Sam Pepper kidnapped a man and acted out a fake execution of his best friend in front of him for a youtube “prank”
  • Donald Trump suggested fascist plans of documenting and banning all muslims in the United States, gained support for it
  • Tumblr user foreverhonest made a post seriously trying to convince people that there’s a bus full of people who wear “Down With Cis” shirts who just go around and beat random people up
  • “What if there was a white kid who had an illness and their one wish was to say the N word, would it be okay to say it then?” 
  • Arcane Kids released a game called “Sonic Dreams Collection” where you make sonic fetish films straight outta deviantart, stare into the void that is sonic’s eyes, and feed worms to eggman like a bird to make him big and strong
  • A TERF told a story of how she “clocked” a trans women for complimenting her on a quesadilla
  • Minions
  • The internet got into wild debates over the color of a dress with completely contradictory perceptions of blue/black vs white/gold
  • People filmed themselves trying to summon a demon with pencils
  • A story popped up that accused Prime Minister David Cameron of fucking a dead pig and everyone just kinda believed it. 

So overall cool year, aside from the fact that it was basically a year-long onion article come to life. 

When it comes to stories, I am a sadomasochist. By that, I mean that I enjoy both reading stories that make me hurt in the feelings as well as making headcanons and make other people suffer

hamtastrophe:

bitter irony is out. genuine enjoyment is in

g0966:

Disappear

risky Ladybug theory:

frozenmusings:

ladyofacat:

marinette-adrien:

magical-awesome-kid:

miraculer:

nobody react to what I’m about to say but

I think Adrien is Chat Noir

Ok Alya.

That’s the craziest thing I have ever read

The sarcasm in this post:

image

so sarCATstic

@probablyfakeblonde

bringbacknightblogging2k15:

breelandwalker:

retr0philia:

fakenasty:

instead-of-sighs:

lookingforshadows:

alice-rabbit:

eyebrowgod:

eyebrowgod:

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

There is nothing to defend

#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly ‘simpler’ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)

This is the most solid explanation of our decade I have ever heard.

Oh my god

Just to add onto that, our childhood wasn’t even technology based. We grew up knowing of chalk, skateboards, jump rope, street hockey, playgrounds, butterfly collecting, etc. Slowly technology took over our lives and now there are hardly kids playing outside in the summer. We can clearly remember our childhood as it was and now we can see the clear line between it. We were the generation right smack in the middle of it all. Our parents were of non-tech and our children/young siblings will be all tech.

Not to mention, ours was the last generation that grew up with all those bright promises of “work hard, go to college, and you’ll have a successful life,” only to find those hopes abruptly dashed when the housing bubble burst. Milliennials have grown up expecting that disappointment, because for them, the problem has been there since Day One.

So 90s kids aren’t just nostalgic…we’re BITTER. And we ache for those days when we could still think that the world was boundless and full of the opportunities we were promised since the first day of kindergarten.

Every time someone adds to this i have to reblog.