no but the best part was that, instead of disputing everything Ham said, Bill Nye taught all who were listening about evolution and earth history. While Ham always went “no you’re wrong” Mr. Nye was just “yes yes, but have you guys heard about this-….”
Bill Nye fucking LOVES science and I fucking LOVE Bill Nye
While your crush is beautiful, so is pizza. You get the same butterflies in your stomach when your crush talks to you as when the delivery guy rings the doorbell.
Domino’s has a Pizza Tracker. Your crush does not. Unpredictability is your crush’s downfall.
The winner in this battle royale is pizza.
Pizza vs. Your Crush
Why not just date a pizza delivery person so you can have both?
I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.
thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.
Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.
This is encouraging.
Transvestite =/= transgender btw Some people just like wearing the cloths of the other gender. Some can pass as the other gender. And people can still do this while being comfortable with the gender they were born as.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
