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“Fox News is nothing if not impressive. No matter how harsh the criticism it endures, the network somehow always manages to prove itself even worse than we had previously imagined.” .. (Eric Alterman)
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
avocado’s number
NO.
One of my favorite puns.
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
You mean dark souls? The game that is very meta when you realize that when your character dies, he becomes more hollow and hte process of hollowing causes people to become more aggressive and basically lose themselves until they are nothing but idiots who attack everything? And when you die a lot, you as a person get so frustrated that you end up playing like a hollowed character?
i hate when people on tumblr just say shit like “just surround yourself with positive people!!!! dont keep negative people in your life!!!!” like it’s not easy to just drop friends you’ve known for years and magically find a new gang of friends that you can trust so stop making it sound so simple
Also, surrounding yourself with kissasses is worse than surrounding yourself with people who will give you an honest opinion because the friends who call out your shit will help you grow as a person.
Something I would do.
Uh, no. If that is an area in which people can smoke then that person is an asshole.
Even if it’s a no smoking area, that is very excessive.they both fucking actors you idiot
I did not know that. And rather than insulting me for not knowing something it would probably be more effective to inform me in a respectful manner. Then if I refused to believe that, you have the right to insult.
This goes for everyone, don’t insult someone for their ignorance, educate them in a respectful manner. Then if they refuse to acknowledge they were wrong, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Because when you start off calling people idiots for not knowing a thing, it makes you seem like an ass.
Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
Exactly how I would go out.
I’m gonna get shot probably and I will say “At least I’m holey now I’m guaranteed the pearly gates”
