konkeydongcountry:
“ nagisakaworu:
“ i watn to go back to bed
”
it’s been two years
won’t somebody let him give birth
”
samrosemodblog, I thought of you and slimeyjenkinsart

konkeydongcountry:

nagisakaworu:

i watn to go back to bed

it’s been two years

won’t somebody let him give birth

samrosemodblog, I thought of you and slimeyjenkinsart

cyanblur:

bakababe:

this just needs to be on my blog again omfg

image

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

alexashung:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

Stop being such a little shit

Space pirate Chakat
Anonymous

>:T

hoofprint-is-spooky, I know that’s you. You aren’t fooling anyone.

stem-cell:
“ rosalarian:
“ pourquoi-nutmeg:
“ nortonism:
“ The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie...

stem-cell:

rosalarian:

pourquoi-nutmeg:

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

YES.

Girls don’t let anyone tell you loving yourself is vanity.

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

gallifreygabriel:

LITERALLY, ANY NICKNAME
PLEASE

the-little-plurmaid:

grizzlygains:

sovietkittenss:

illuminotus:

missharpersworld:

blackthornesforest:

her-master:

mmmkay-m:

Fifty Shades of Grey 

narrated by Gilbert Gottfried

….dying laughing

i will never be able to read this book now

I don’t even know what to say. Please, everyone who stumbles by my page, stop what you are doing and watch this. Watch this now. Amazing.

Dead. 

I am DEAD.

notnumbersix, vaginaandmagirl, wordgirl179, missharpersworld you are welcome.

oh! my! god! *shakes head*

sovietkittenss
merry Christmas

🍆 cliTORUS.

the-little-plurmaid

Is it weird that all I hear is Iago reading 50 shades of grey. Disney characters shouldn’t talk like that o.o