According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
Only the power of Michael Jackson can stop the nuclear cat
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Relationship goals
I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND
ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK
a track star is born

nobody says it but we all know what this is about
This picture is weirdly genius
The real question is which is the big spoon and which is the little spoon.
Well, what I do is called “independent thought” and “critical thinking”
It means I get all the facts on a subject and form my own opinion based on the evidence of multiple reliable sources. Then, I present my opinions in a calm, professional manner. If they continue to ignore what I’ve presented and choose to blindly listen to what they are told from biased sources, I resort to mockery in the form of sarcasm.
I just tell things as they are.
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door
- lesbians can have sex without dicks
- gay men do not want to suck every man’s dick
- not all bisexual people want to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend
- pansexual people are not sexually attracted to pans or any other kitchen tools
- asexual people have already met the right person and that is the pizza delivery guy
- trans* persons are the masters of all four elements and I believe they can save the world



