bustnuttington:

trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t like competing for affection and wish you the best in whoever you pursue instead

dandelionfoyer:

In the beginning…

belief and rituals shaped the first gods from the dreams of man.

As the civilizations of man grew, so did the strength and influence of their deities. 

In return for sacrifice, the gods gifted their followers with mystic might.

But the people wanted more than these gifts could provide.

In their souls the people found their own power. They called it “Craft.”

The gods, jealous and afraid,

struck down the firsts of these Craftsmen.

Thus the God Wars began.

But the gods were formed from the faith of man. It was a war they could not win.

And so the Craftsmen took up the mantle of the gods and rule in their stead.

going-to-grillbys:

HOW

isquirtmilkfrommyeye:

The Nintendo systems have changed, but the excitement has remained the same through generations.

memorian:

Originally posted by paradisebird

narskyfaith:

How Cats Treat Personal Space 🐱 (W/ Michael Tremaine)

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

vinegod:

If Latinas were in horror movies😤 by Lele Pons

noobtheloser:

The intro to my new article. 
Read THE TRIALS OF THE BARISTA,
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/7035246/trials-of-the-barista

@rosexknight