trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

The sentence “I never said I stole their money” can mean seven different things depending on which word you put emphasis on.

sombrashy:

tephille:

Some high quality shit.

You can thank me later.

((I wholeheartedly believe that those of you who follow this blog for the porn should gaze upon the magnificent amount of effort I have put into this hot and steamy sex scene.

Go ahead, I give you full permission to look. I have deemed thou followers worthy.))

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

Also because mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I’m not smart, I just check facts on subjects that are controversial before inputting my opinion.

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

Don’t forget hawkeyeman, greenlanternman, rougeman, gambitman, wolverineman, mr fantasticman, the human torchman, the thingman, colossusman

kilifilien:

senorpacman:

Unlike Other Girls

THE BRACKET OMG

ineedmasculism:

heyitspj:

“Men are awesome”, I say.

“NOT ALL MEN”, the Mens’ Rights Activists chimes in before freezing where he stands. I’ve got him now, I’ve won.

shit

That one is true. There are men who are not awesome. Just like there are women who are not awesome. There are people in general who are not awesome.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

i just want to say there’s a huge difference between a program on a network geared towards children only being able to imply queer relationships (ala legend of korra or adventure time) due to legal reasons but still going out of their way to imply and develope it & a prime time television show geared towards an adult audience constantly implying it for a gag and/or to get queer viewers interested without actually having to say anything despite being able to

It’s more in international shows. That’s why gravity falls couldn’t do the old lesbian couple or the protrans necklace. Because if that were to show in phobic places like china or russia, it can get the whole network banned.

If you ever say “You’re not fat, you’re beautiful” then fuck you because that is implying that you can’t be both fat and beautiful.