Silver Tongue

chrystalchameleon:

A little preview of an animation I’ve been working on in my spare time.

Based on this voiceover: https://soundcloud.com/kemi-haydee-stanton/the-heroine-appears-undyne-voiceover-major-spoilers

Sum up the plot of your novel/main story in one sentence

robustquestioner:

kykyl25:

squigglydigg:

janedoodles:

ruhiana:

heecawroo:

bonkalore:

rubykgrant:

dajo42:

not-darquesse:

rebelace16:

kasperaura:

darklyndsea:

bedlamsbard:

alyyks:

norcumi:

herecomesthespiderbutt:

unexpected-imperial-inquisition:

solastolemyvhenan:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

scribblepups:

aggressive-pepsi:

killerville:

handwritingofgod:

inquisition-madness:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

I’m bored and this could be fun

I’ll start 

“The importance of proper closure.” 

“Six people find out why making deals with gods is a bad fucking idea”

“Child attempts to save various gods and humanity from ancient evil; ancient evil is only somewhat impressed”

“Bond girl becomes too gay to function.”

A schizophrenic prophet and her LGBT friends sacrifice Straight Larry to zombies

a gay bunny flies around after the only city in the world blows up

You have my attention

Angry smol elf teams up with grumpy tall elf to fight aforementioned grumpy tall elf and bring him to justice for crimes against humanity.

Aliens fucked shit up.

Turns out you can’t trust anyone, especially not the Jedi.

OR

Apparently they aren’t the first Freelancers after all.

Darkness contained by light.

Getting home is only the start of the problems

Being a bad guy really disappoints your parents and various other people with mixed emotions about you.

Love does not automatically fix grief, depression, or alcoholism.

Publicity does not entail making it to the top.

Apparently living for a really long time does wonders for the insanity.

EYES, SO MANY EYES.

When everything happens at once, ignore it all and bake a cake.

 dude gets life advice from dead people

Relationships are hard and so are having powers, but you’re gonna be ok.

communication is very important

Children are very VERY scary.

Genies criminals won’t leave you alone after you break the rules and go to genie prison yourself.

As a matter of fact, mer-people ARE real.

Evil genius gets jealous that someone else took over the world before him.

Guide had one simple job, and they messed it up royally. 

Family problems in space

kekemi:

literally anyone: roses are red, violets are blue-

me: ONE DAY WE’LL CRUISE DOWN BLOOD GULCH AVENUE

nolanthebiggestnerd:
“ celebi9:
“ And 5 hours later..
”
you fucking monster
”
Hey, the monsters are really nice and it’s an insult to compare OP to them. OP is soulless.

nolanthebiggestnerd:

celebi9:

And 5 hours later..

you fucking monster

Hey, the monsters are really nice and it’s an insult to compare OP to them. OP is soulless.

azurite-draws:

Toriel put Asgore and Sans both in time out for the rest of Christmas morning.

unstoppabean:

gray-colored-life:

blissfully-winter:

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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

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309 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN

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ya-boi-bread:
“ iwillbeyourgoal:
“ this is a nice wholesome meme to end the year and i 100% approve
”
Remember last year when there was like 4 memes in the last week of December and everyone was mad at each one for being the last meme of the...

ya-boi-bread:

iwillbeyourgoal:

this is a nice wholesome meme to end the year and i 100% approve

Remember last year when there was like 4 memes in the last week of December and everyone was mad at each one for being the last meme of the year

Didn’t “last meme of the year” end up being the last meme of the year?

skeleton-warrior:

profeminist:

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“As disappointing as it was to see Rey left out of the Target six-pack of The Force Awakens figures, it came as an even bigger shock when fans discovered Hasbro’s popular Star Wars: The Force Awakens Battle Action Millennium Falcon set  comes with a light-up Millennium Falcon, a BB-8, a Finn, a Chewbacca…and no Rey. [Hey, she’s only the PILOT - PF]

“Command the Millennium Falcon and strike against the formidable power of the First Order,” reads the Hasbro product description, accompanied by the image of a young boy playing with the set. “Imagine its amazing stealth as it dodges asteroids and blasts enemies. Its movie-accurate decoration helps capture the excitement of the latest saga.”

The omission of Rey from the Millennium Falcon—the ship that she flies in several key Force Awakens scenes—drew sharp criticism from fans. It reminded them too well of how Star Wars studio Disney similarly treated Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow this year in its male-centric rollout of Avengers toys. Despite playing a crucial role in the Avengers team of superheroes, Black Widow was included in only a fraction of Disney and Marvel’s official merchandising.

More problematically, like Rey, Black Widow was rewritten out of her out of her own scene in Age of Ultron products depicting her motorcycle-flying sequence, replaced by Captain America and Iron Man. Toy partner Hasbro did the same to Gamora, the lone female hero of Guardians of the Galaxy, who could only be found on a handful of officially licensed items despite the fact that 44 percent of the Marvel ensemble’s opening weekend audience were female.

“It’s frustrating and stuff, and it bums me out,” added Guardians director James Gunn of the Gamora toy snafu. “I had a big conversation about this yesterday with one of my producers at Marvel about trying to make sure, especially, that Gamora is represented more in [merchandise] and all the Guardians toys.”

But the difference between Age of Ultron, Guardians of the Galaxy, and The Force Awakens is that in the Star Wars sequel Rey isn’t just one member of an ensemble of heroes: She’s literally the lead character.”

Read the full piece here

HEY HASBRO!!!

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IM SO FUCKING MAD