missespeonclaus:
this is easily the most confusing part of grandma got run over by a reindeer. why is it there. why is it necessary. why the tropical theme in a Christmas special. why could one of them not just say “we’ll make her sue santa.” this is one minute or so of animation that is completely baffling.
The whole scene plays out like a zelda cdi cutscene
lifehackable:
more life hacks that involve pizza and other things that make life better here
Actually, most delivery places will not allow you to ride with the delivery person home. There are only rare occasions in which it is allowed. Also, your distance from the delivery place does not make the people make the food faster.
Tumblr famous checklist
followers intimidated by your presenceanon hatepeople making assumptions about you- people liking everything you do
- people ignoring the posts you actually want them to see
- a bunch of questions about nothing
- mandatory asshole attitude
- people taking everything you say litterally
Woot, I am halfway to being tumblr famous!
Hey hi question: what the fuck is your problem? Lmao

Anonymous
I’m a sarcastic asshole who doesn’t like taking shit from people. When someone tries to make me feel bad, I point out flaws in their statements. I am brutally honest and have no respect for people who treat people as though they weren’t human.
Basically, don’t be a shit and there won’t be any problems. Of course, the fact that you think I am the one with a problem tells me you have been at the receiving ends of my mocking and the fact that you are anon tells me you are nothing but a coward hiding from the fact that whatever you did is your own fault.
I tell things the way they are. If you don’t like it, that’s fan-tucking-fastic but it won’t change the situation at hand. It’s better to accept the truth and work to make things better than to reject it and go on living a fantasy.