long-live-the-queen-of-moondoor:
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”
“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
undertale: Bad Fandom Interpretations edition
- sans is now the main character. he is the only character that matters and all the other characters and events revolve around him. he is the most powerful, best scientist, biggest hero and no one is better than him but he’s also tortured and angsty
- papyrus has no character other than being a helpless baby that sans has to valiantly protect at all times and he dies a lot and sans gets angsty.
- toriel also has no character outside of being sans’s love interest, and also dying a lot and making sans angsty. also she makes no mistakes has no character flaws and you can’t possibly hate her.
- frisk becomes a side character and is essentially the same as papyrus except with determination.
- asgore is a creepy sad stalker ex-husband to toriel and did everything wrong and is meant to be laughed at and/or hated.
- alphys is just a walking anime joke and also she did everything wrong and should be hated, and also all her scientific accomplishments are now sans or gaster’s work instead
- gaster is a spooky ghost and another reason for sans to angst but that’s it.
- undyne is loud. thats it.
- mettaton no longer has his calculator form, he is always in ex form, and every line of his dialogue is about legs
- flowey has no personality other than evil.
- asriel has no personality other than sad goat child.
- chara has no personality other than evil.
oh and i almost forgot the worst interpretation at all:
- sans is somehow santa instead of asgore
cant use steam…… someone might steal the $3.37 in my steam wallet and then what will i do
hackers sold all my steam trading cards and used the resulting $1.08 to buy me Bad Rats, I’m suing Valve™
Merry christmas. I'll be sending you the "merchandise" later this evening.
Send it!? I told you to burn it! I mean seriously!
What else does one do with a bundle of orphans on Christmas?
What CANT you do with a bundle of orphans
Just so you guys are aware Steam is having a major fuckup right now allowing users access to payment and other information on different accounts. Just so happens that it’s on the day where everyone is adding steam cards etc to their accounts. Be respectful of other user’s info, and be safe.
do not panic, play sanic
