Silver Tongue

I need more potassium and collagen in my diet

Eat bananas

AAAAA IM GONNA STICK A DILDO IN THIS INTERNET MODEM I S2g

Artman, stop blogging

conspicuouslad:
adurot:
conspicuouslad:
Heavy fog is not what they meant by “white Christmas”
Grey Christmas.
That would be smog.
Our fog is very white.
Very light grey Christmas.

Dark white Christmas

brandontheoutcast:

Erma- Silent Night

My grandma got a cat a few days ago. Best Christmas ever.

pros & cons to living with a witch

queerkills:

pros:
•candles everywhere so your house smells nice
•pretty and powerful crystals
•they can cast protection spells so youll be all safe and sound
•magick
cons:
•???????
•????????????

Cons: She turned me into a newt

transchloeprice:

sprigeooooo:
im collecting scientific data just for fun
what’s ur hogwarts house, sexuality, and zodiac?

barawolfdad:

the-illustrated-bookwyrm:
I didn’t show off my new blade! It’s a Dark Side rainbow dragon knife. I got it off Amazon and it’s so gorgeous! Deadly too, very sturdy and cheap too, got it for $20.
@windycube @elektronx

@rosexknight Imagine the dark one blade like this.

Merry silvermas

silver-tongues-blog

scraps-is-busy:

And the clock just turned Christmas. Woooot. Praise Giratina.

If arceus is pokemon god then that means mew is pokemon jesus. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OZY