Silver Tongue

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE CAT GODS

tfw your girlfriend is a tiger

Have a pic of your sea jelly giving his eel boyfriend some ~~pot~~ cookies

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

Republicans: global warming does not exist

Me: it is 70 degrees on Christmas Eve

CARRY ON THE STORY WITH ONE WORD

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phantxsy:
Once
in
A
forest
the
cat
saw
a
magical
dick
he
ran
into
A
Safe
cave
He
knew
it
Was
Only
A
Temporary
safe
cave
As
there
Was
Something
Mysterious
going
Down
The
Path
Towards
a
Dark
drunk
ninja
That
screamed
“FUCK”
And
Pulled
Butts
out
Of
butts
and
ate
the
Dick
Without
any
Consideration
.
Wow
He
Decided
to
kill
A
toothbrush
because
he
disliked
donald
Trumpet
And
wanted
World
DOMINATION
so
they
shoved
the
body
down
into
a
shoe
lace
and
Ate
Papyrus
Dust
While
cannibals

gun

cashmerethoughtsss:

Priorities

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borkysnow:
Earth, Air, Water, Fire
Only the reply button, master of all four elements, could balance them, but when the world needed it most, it vanished.

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by Loading Artist

Old timey sports announcer voice: well folks, so far hobo and glunkus look like they might have a pretty good chance of winning this year's coveted last meme spot! but with a week left, anything could happen