gabrielnovakgoestomyschool:
“ seab33s:
“ m’ineral
”
I AM SO PISSED. THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST MEME OF THE YEAR AND IT’S FREAKING GOATS LIKING SALT WHAT THE FUCK
”

gabrielnovakgoestomyschool:

seab33s:

m’ineral

I AM SO PISSED. THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST MEME OF THE YEAR AND IT’S FREAKING GOATS LIKING SALT WHAT THE FUCK

bolto:
“ schwa-el:
“ australianbae:
“ OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
”
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
”
he has no nose??
”
I think homer notices something it wrong but can’t quite place what it...

bolto:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

he has no nose??

I think homer notices something it wrong but can’t quite place what it is.

dingdongyouarewrong:

frigiddykebitchcuntmanabuser2k14:

parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.

parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions

colamania:
“ spazztastikim:
“ comebackxkid:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ insidehishead:
“ some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
”
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can...

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

thetygre:

“It worked.”

“Now we are all sons of bitches…”

You forgot the pickles

When someone refuses to accept that jailing someone four nights in a row with no kills early in the game is enough of a reason to execute

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Why is there  a huge influx of gay pornbots following me?

freddytwerkbutt:

The media is the reason why homophobia, racism and sexism is living on. Because i keeps supporting this idea! 

I AM A PERSON NOT A CENSOR BAR!

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Put this on your blog if you support representation of all kinds in media!

Lets get out their guys!!

Remeber that one disney show that had a lesbian couple and then quickly got canceled because people sent death threats to the three year old actress? That is why this shit happens. If you want to change the media, you have to change the majority viewers.

rosexknight:

Get home from dropping friend off at bus station.

Lay doe to sleep for a couple hours.

Sleep for 4 instead.

Oops…

Still more sleep than I got

TMI tuesday.

Ask me shit