la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

melanin-king:

mydearest-tish:

aliilovely:

jogeva:

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

Every week

at least three times a week

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

joshnewberry:

Listen Glunkus is good and I love him but if you guys are gonna make him popular without Hobo then what’s the point… Hobo is just a small dirty cat who wants to eat his favorite food with his pal Glunkus… don’t forget about him.

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

atane:

Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.

@probablyfakeblonde

tinyhousedarling:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

MAKE THE MOVIE!!

I would watch the shit out of this movie.

probablyfakeblonde:

Guess who rolled directly after his grooming yet AGAIN

Girl: You’re the worst
Horse:Fuck you, I do what I want

somekindoferror:

Inspired by @starfishcactus ‘s  doodle

bonus:

Sometimes I forget that when people talk about being into freaky shit, they mean BDSM, which I consider pretty standard.