heavyflirtysoul:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

equalizerthepegasus:

micthemicrophone:

8bitmickey:

manticoremonster:

chaosd1:

alias-milamber:

fenrir-kin:

ancient-pistol:

little-sister-shotgun:

valentinestower:

gaytofugaming:

hotbloodednerd:

krem-de-le-creme:

mothmansdad:

rasec-wizzlbang:

fashboo:

marieluc76:

ice-sick-elle:

alabastermenagerie:

darsen:

ohhgoditsrabid:

coonyincognito:

bravoart:

moonsidedragon:

unchainedlynx:

thunderswarehouse:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

: Bone Manipulation, interesting.

Impossible Physiology

So that’s why I show up in many different forms! :Dc

o_o I got the same thing!

and its strangely appropriate too!

Artificial Soul

Let the ginger jokes commence.

Bodily Fluid Manipulation

…

Welp. Apparently I’m going to have to resign myself to being a hero/anti-hero or villain in a god damn porn comic universe.

Emotional Attuned Physiology

…Huh. :I

Book Jumping

Maybe not the most useful power, but it’s a fun one!

Meta Art Manipulation

Nobody is going to believe me but that is seriously the first thing that came up

Cryo Bomb Generation

works with my user name… nice.

Parasol proficiency

Spike Projection

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salt_Mimicry

pretty sure I could already do this

Remote teleportation …. Hell yeah.

butterfly physiology- but…. how about moth?

Illusive suggestion. Whooo~~~~

Elemental Entity Creation

I GOT THE BEST ONE EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME

Ballistics Manipulation
That’s actually pretty bad ass. I could beat just about any superhero/villain.

Companion Allegiance: I can make you all my allies. Fight for me.

The most horrifying superpower: Life Vision, I can see peoples’ lifespans.

Blade projection 

I can throw throw sharp things at people with my mind

No-one is safe any more…

Technology Manipulation

Which is actually my superpower, so there’s that.

Divine Presence

The power to emit a transcendent presence or aura that can cause supernatural effects.

Enhance Roar

I can probably fus-ro-dah people if i wanted to

Strength Mode

I AM A LIVING GOD

Supernatural Properties Manipulation

I CAN GIVE MYSELF OR ANYONE ANY SUPER POWER??????

“Cartoon Physics”
Oh hey, I have Pinkie Pie powers. =D

Phenomenon Inducement

I”m gonna go sell masks!

90sjamz:

jestre:

gendo7:

I’ve been waiting all year to post this

IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN! :D

deyogee:

SO MANY PROMPTS

I’M STARTING TO THINK I SHOULD JUST MAKE A BIG SKETCH PAGE FOR THIS

you could also stream it

thomasholdmyhanders:

flipperwasadick:

notincontolofthemuse:

Niles, my spiritual guide, my idol

And then they banged.

Niles: the original savage

Markiplier is such a sweet cinnamon role and adorable.