Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.
#TeamSatan
Can satan come teach a class at my school
Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.
For example, this guy?
Teaches moral philosophy.
And this creepy dude?
He’s your astronomy professor.
Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.
I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.
“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”
“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”
“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”
What do you have to do to get a scholarship?
I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.
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I bet hells education system is better than americas.
I was working with a new property manager who had
many business tenants in her building. Her tenants wanted sign advertising on
the outside of the building. I explained I would need high quality artwork for
every tenant logo to build a new sign. She then sent me 72DPI web logos. After
a month of “back and forth” explaining why we needed high quality artwork she
finally got all of the logo files to me at a high quality DPI for fabrication.
Me: Thanks for the
last image file, now, we can build the sign. It will take approx. 4 weeks to
manufacture.
Client: WHAT? I
told you a month ago I needed them by the 30th!
It was the 27th.
Me: Yes, but you
didn’t give me the last usable tenant logo files until yesterday.
Client: Well we
have the CEO coming in three days to review the sign. You either have the signs
finished and up, or I will cancel your vendor account with our company.
We administrate over thirty of their buildings,
exterior sign programs and digital displays. What the client didn’t know is
that her company had been a frustrating,
low paying, service nightmare for years and her releasing us from
our partnership contract would be a beautiful thing. She thought she was
threatening us. Instead, she was giving us an out.
Me: I’m sorry,
there is no way we can manufacture this amount of signage in less than one
week, if you have to go into the vendor app and remove us, I completely
understand.
I got an
automated email from the Vendor app releasing us from the contract.
Two hours later,
I received a call from the CEO.
CEO: I’m sorry we
made a mistake with your account.
Me: No, no mistake
was made, the property manager was well within your company rights to release
us from the contract. We are no longer your vendor.
CEO: Well, she
wasn’t supposed to do that
Mr: But she did.
CEO: (angry) Well,
how do we undo it?
Me: We don’t.
I took the entire staff out for margarita’s that
evening to celebrate, once in a great while, the good guys win.
I later found out that they had signed with another
company that charged them three times as much, would only contract month
to month, and dropped them two months later.
A mini-comic I made, exploring my thoughts on the corporatization of space travel, and what it means to expand capitalism beyond earth, into the universe.
I made this comic almost exactly one year ago, my first real original comic. I still like it! It’s also now in my storenvy.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
