Silver Tongue
@confusedbearsounds Look, I drew that one squid. I’m gonna name her tinten and she garbage with calmar.

@confusedbearsounds Look, I drew that one squid. I’m gonna name her tinten and she garbage with calmar.

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

People must have been shivering with antici…

itsbitchin:

I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.

The waste before entering the large intestines is called chyme and is essentially diarrhea. It then gets compacted and dried out to turn into fecal matter.

UMMMMM YOUTUBE!? I AM PAYING $10 A MONTH SO THAT THIS KIND OF SHIT DOESN’T HAPPEN

UMMMMM YOUTUBE!? I AM PAYING $10 A MONTH SO THAT THIS KIND OF SHIT DOESN’T HAPPEN

chefhypno:

chefhypno:

>Toon Liz as a highly ineffective siren who mainly uses her hypnotic singing abilities to get as far the fuck away from the ocean as possible and happily lives in a tank for the rest of her life

“Listen to my voice, captain”

“Yes, my mistress, anything you want”

“You… need to get me THE FUCK away from here”

“Yes, my mis-wait what?”

“There’s fucking mONSTERS DOWN THERE DUDE!”

Things That Would Make a Better President Than Donald Trump

better-than-trump:

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Princess Azula

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Yellow Diamond

silver-tongues-blog:

YOU ABSOLUTE PENIS! YOU HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN DOCUMENTED. AND YOU GIVE ME THIS SHIT!

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CAUGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

TEAM PLAYER MY ASS, YOU’RE A FUCKING MENACE WHO MOCKED ME AND SHIT.

enecoo:
“ imakuni:
“ dynacap:
“ He was so sick of people making fun of him that he got rid of the whole goomba thing completely
”
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE
” ”

enecoo:

imakuni:

dynacap:

He was so sick of people making fun of him that he got rid of the whole goomba thing completely

OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE

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thatsthat24:
“ BOOYAH
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Can someone draw black hermione because she would look fantastic.

thatsthat24:

BOOYAH

Can someone draw black hermione because she would look fantastic.

tigerator:

ritavonbees:

tahtherednosedtrickster:

just-shower-thoughts:

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

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