Silver Tongue

fartgallery:

noteverythingisinteresting:

fartgallery:

if i was rich i would never let new friends know until like a few weeks later when i know they genuinely like me and then one morning theyd wake up with a letter that says their student loans have been completely paid off and attached is just a picture of me wearing sunglasses and doing double peace signs with the caption “oh yeah btw im rich”

If you were rich you wouldn’t be wasting your time trying to get attention on Tumblr.

thats where youre wrong bucko no amount of money will satisfy my need for attention

assflower:
“ now that i finished the game i can say that this is the most horrible thing i’ve ever read upon looking back to it
”

assflower:

now that i finished the game i can say that this is the most horrible thing i’ve ever read upon looking back to it

bloodsbane:

festivebonesaw:

noodlenumber:

humunanunga:

humunanunga:

AU that roleswaps the main characters with the side characters.

–Dude, this could the au with Echoflowey! But now imagine Napstablasters. Imagine this.

that green flame schoolgirl replaces grillby. the two npc’s near the library (ive taken to calling them bigscarf and tallorange) replace sans and papyrus maybe. 

@bloodsbane yoo

omgg

The one that smiles out because they need hope could be the one that replaces sans.
Would gaster and burgerpants replace alphys and mettaton?

creepyknees:

papyrus is the first one up for babysitting duty!

seems like flowey probably went on a date with papyrus once, too…and the crush never fully wore off…because papyrus is just that great!!

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paragonkell:
“ ophibell:
“ kbearart:
“ kbearart:
“ when your shitty WIP sketch gets more notes than the finished product.
”
this is it
this is my most popular post yet, with 6,000+ notes and counting
a shitty wip about shitty wips
is this to be
my...

paragonkell:

ophibell:

kbearart:

kbearart:

when your shitty WIP sketch gets more notes than the finished product.

this is it

this is my most popular post yet, with 6,000+ notes and counting

a shitty wip about shitty wips

is this to be

my legacy?

yes

:’D

jsavannah:

tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

Fucking seriously

southerngamerguy:

techinsider:

7 mind-blowing comparisons that put huge numbers into perspective

can I get Warren Buffet to buy me his equivalent of a can of Sprite? Cause I can’t even buy a can of Sprite right now.

snorlaxatives:

hoodslibido:

snorlaxatives:

the-sherlockian-companion:

snorlaxatives:

dream-for-miles:

snorlaxatives:

living-within-shadows:

headed4hell:

snorlaxatives:

far-beyond-gone:

snorlaxatives:

gilfoyledagain:

snorlaxatives:

potential breakup song by aly and aj > every single song the beatles have ever produced

fuck this post

- people who haven’t listened to the banger that is potential breakup song

ok but have you ever actually listened to The Beatles?

yes they’re boring and old meanwhile potential breakup song goes hard as hell

K BUT FUCK THIS POST

Wait people actually think aly and aj are better than the Beatles. That’s a thing? Every song by the Beatles? Really? Have you heard while my guitar gently weeps, I want you (she’s so heavy), help!, I want to hold your hand, blackbird, oh! darling, hey Jude, good night, can’t buy me love, paperback rider, Eleanor Rigby, ok I could go on forever…

that’s nice but potential breakup song is undeniably better than all of those songs

Seeing this post, as a person who loves music and has educated them self on many genres and eras, makes me want to cut off every person who likes potential breakup song arms and beat them with them. Beatles are the sole reason for that songs existence and were completely revolutionary to compare the two is like comparing skrillex to Bach.
It’s just not okay

me, jamming out to potential breakup song: ok cool… anyways…

Clearly you’ve never listened to enough of the Beatles. You probably only know them because, guess what, they were one of the best bands of all time, arguably the very best. in a few years aly and aj will be desperate has-beens. The Beatles have and will endure because they had genuine skill, passion, and talent.

me: *violently shaking my ass to potential breakup song*

You understand that….you just look stupid right ?

me: *looks stupid while enjoying one of the most iconic songs in music history, potential breakup song*

personally, all of you look pretty stupid. What’s going on by 4 non blonds is better than potential breakup song AND the beatles combined.

adurot:
“ nomiros:
“ And we’ll call it… The marketing shelf
”
I wish I remembered which blog head sapped Elsa’s toy onto Darth Vader.
”
It was @constable-frozen

adurot:

nomiros:

And we’ll call it… The marketing shelf

I wish I remembered which blog head sapped Elsa’s toy onto Darth Vader.

It was @constable-frozen

There should be a game grumps fighting game