left-reminders:

elmurid:

that-stone-butch:

lactating-deactivated20220703:

pissvortex:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

READY FOR RICHTOK CRINGE?

Absolutely seething over the interior of this house. The bland colors…the entry room…it just sucks. Only redeemable thing is the view, but it still almost feels like a fish tank for humans

“i have never sat on this couch before. i have also never eaten at this table, ever.”

wonder what her parents do for a living that they have bulletproof windows

One of the clearest contrasts you’ll see between the working class and the bourgeoisie is encapsulated in this video. The rich own more than they’ll ever use – literally, she says that she’s never even sat on the couch or at the dinner table, and this kind of thing isn’t uncommon among the rich. Working-class people actually use the stuff they buy and they have a far better sense of the qualitative value of things.

And yeah we reiterate the “this house is an ugly fish tank for humans” sentiment above lol

banishedquasiroyal:

going through it

xxtc-96xx:

finally letting it all out

(and no, Ash didn’t sacrifice himself)

thenatsdorf:

“You have no idea what I’ve just been through!”

drkamletgoondis:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

“And this is my meat genderizer”

“Do you mean tenderizer”

“No”

Yall aint ready for she/they meat

SUCK HER DICK SUNDAY !!!!

mckitterick:

furbearingbrick:

wolfchildrenn:

*makes this noise at you*

it’s a ptenopus garrulus, aka Common Barking Gecko, which lives in Africa! The video doesn’t show it well, but they have goofy froglike faces!

by sheer coincidence, there’s a completely different kind of gecko endemic to Australia (underwoodisaurus/nephrurus milii ) which is also called the Common Barking Gecko:

(cute art courtesy @prguitarman )

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

teenage me: haha I’m sure it’s normal to feel this way about my gender

narrator voice:

kingjackalope:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:

This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if you’re not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isn’t inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.

He’s saluting them because he’s funny as hell.

yourdadsghoulfriend:

The audio 😭 Renaissance Twinkie KILLED ME

stantler:

i think one of the funniest 180s of any celebrity was dj khaled. i used to watch his snap stories all the time and i remember people going on about how wholesome he was and then he admitted to not eating pussy and everyone turned on him. which was completely justified btw but it was just so funny how quickly that happened