Silver Tongue
did-you-kno:
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The Most Important Undertale Realization Ever

thesylverlining:

thesylverlining:

you guys holy shit i just THOUGHT of something just now in the shower, and i let out this hellish cackle (I BEGIN TO HOLLER) so hard i almost fell over and died

ok in the pacifist ending, Papyrus is driving his sweet car, ok (good for you, sweet skeleton angel child, live ur dream)

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I mean, barring the possibility that the car is stolen/acquired through illicit means (BUT THAT IS NOT A HEROIC THING TO DO!!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD *NEVER* DO SUCH A THING!!!!)

Papyrus would have had to apply for a drivers’ lisence

and take the exam

and get a TERRIBLE DRIVERS’ LISENCE PHOTO

YOU GUYS

he learned to use THE PRNDL

pap, would you like AAMMMMMMM, or FFFFMMMMMM?

Guys

I couldn’t stop thinking about that drivers’ license photo… and then the Hey Arnold bus pass popped into my head, and.

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NAME: PAPYRUS, THE GREAT

BORN: YES

#1 DRIVER

korolevcross:

ssjgssjgoku:

i would give ANYTHING for the photo from the filming of return of the jedi of boba fett’s actor in the jabba’s palace set without his helmet on and he’s like a horrible out of shape 70s dad with glasses and a mustache to canonically be what boba fett looks like under the helmet

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that boy

You remember bobafett? Well this is him now!

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Feel old yet?

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it

Bread makes you fat

Thank goodness for fandango

cabbagefuneral:

tumblr users: @staff give us replies back please we are dying

staff:  

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

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fucktheflagandfuckyou:

lantilles:

meganphntmgrl:

Darth Vader believes in young girls, apparently.

Hell fucking yeah

Darth Vader is a feminist

Well yeah, he met his ex wife when she was taking a stance against droid armies and his daughter used military strategies to elude him for many years. Vader knows not to underestimate the power of women.

shiningshawol212:

just-shower-thoughts:

2000 mockingbirds = two kilamockingbird

Alcoholic mockingbird = tequilamockingbird

berningsensation:

When people try to tell me a $7.25/hour is a living wage

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When people try to tell me we can’t afford a single payer healthcare system

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When people try to tell me we don’t need police reform

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When people try to tell me green energy is economically infeasible

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When people try to tell me the government represents The People

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Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

rensbogusadventure:

govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

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Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

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No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

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A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

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Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

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OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

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BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

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NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive