akupitiyo:
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
reclusivewanker:
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Pshh. I bet you don’t even remember the labrynth.
Do you actually have freckles?

Anonymous
lizzymodblog:
der-stein:
:
Yeeeahhh I don’t like to admit it but if I drew that thing without the freckles, the few people who were in the know would have pointed it out anyway.
Freckles drop intimidatory factor by 8%.
SHIT
Butt freckles up the adorable factor by 12%
The most I’ve seen win without it being a town win

It was four maf, a jester (me), a witch, a surv and an exe. The amn would have won too if the maf waited one more night.
lizzymodblog:
shes-x-mine:
hitlerhatedflannel:
pardonmewhileipanic:
dogapult:
today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
ok but this seems adorable to me
like kids at lunch
this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM
This is how the world should run
This is how the world used to run
We do this with the frogurt place and the coffee place next to us. And we offer a “good neighbor” discount to all the people who work at a store in the same shopping complex.
laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.