you guys holy shit i just THOUGHT of something just now in the shower, and i let out this hellish cackle (I BEGIN TO HOLLER) so hard i almost fell over and died
ok in the pacifist ending, Papyrus is driving his sweet car, ok (good for you, sweet skeleton angel child, live ur dream)
I mean, barring the possibility that the car is stolen/acquired through illicit means (BUT THAT IS NOT A HEROIC THING TO DO!!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD *NEVER* DO SUCH A THING!!!!)
Papyrus would have had to apply for a drivers’ lisence
and take the exam
and get a TERRIBLE DRIVERS’ LISENCE PHOTO
YOU GUYS
he learned to use THE PRNDL
pap, would you like AAMMMMMMM, or FFFFMMMMMM?
Guys
I couldn’t stop thinking about that drivers’ license photo… and then the Hey Arnold bus pass popped into my head, and.
i would give ANYTHING for the photo from the filming of return of the jedi of boba fett’s actor in the jabba’s palace set without his helmet on and he’s like a horrible out of shape 70s dad with glasses and a mustache to canonically be what boba fett looks like under the helmet
Well yeah, he met his ex wife when she was taking a stance against droid armies and his daughter used military strategies to elude him for many years. Vader knows not to underestimate the power of women.
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
