coulsart:

sesescorner:

coulsart:

moofrog:

fluffymilktea:

nostalgia-phantom:

sushinfood:

abadtime:

wonszu:

nsfwfans:

whitefireink:

nsfwfans:

unsightlyskeletonhusbandos:

nsfwfans:

plushysins:

nsfwfans:

endelech:

nsfwfans:

buttercupsticksnlicks:

nearlydeadzed:

nsfwfans:

gxtdunkedxn:

luxicorps:

nsfwfans:

//wink wonk//

* heh…

(( filthy skull klinkers. ))

SHOWS UP UNINVITED

So I heard there was this bone bang going on…

(( !!! ))

 ? ? ?

* my husbone showed up.

(( mt. snaz ))

did i miss the party

or am i just fashionably late

* get in here, chuckle fucker.

My Sans heard there was ketchup..

* it’s a bring-your-own-ketchup kinda party.

The more the better.

This keeps getting better and better.

oh my god it’s becoming some horrific amalgamate

WOW lemme get in on this bros~

Yea….more Sans

havemycrappycontribution

SANS PILE

room for one more???

oh shi-

AaHHHH

chelseybrookie:

I feel like this is a pretty accurate summary of how the play through of the Halo series is going with Tom and Smarty.

I’ve loved every minute of it

dj-mankiewicz:

conquerorwurm:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

My uncle has this toy that goes from kitschy to disturbing in very little time.

A life of endless torment

My favorite part is how the machinery is louder than the actual sound

I firmly believe he’s a sith lord

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

chicanaspice:

legendarymotherofshade:

erincrocodile:

wizzard890:

kaylapocalypse:

lockelamora:

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

a drunk girl in blue pants, a white shirt, and a black vest held a broken bathroom stall door closed for me at a bar one night and i, another drunk girl, kept referring to her as “my hero, my han solo”

actualkatekane:

inquisidorkss:

slipstreamborne:

mercurialmalcontent:

barbaricyip:

workingclassnerd:

scienceandfandoms:

deadmomjokes:

pavlovedogs:

commandergaysocks:

carmillasleatherpants:

bigmammallama5:

gryffindork75:

mrsdoctorwinchesterumbelle:

somecanadianperson:

electaatyourservice:

beesmygod:

wellmanicuredman:

rosespirit:

blue-author:

baeddelshinsgirl:

cannibalcoalition:

darkersolstice:

tcfkag:

If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

Dumbold Tramp.

Dernald Frump

Tronald Dump

Trombone Klump.

dolan pump

deeznuts grump

dangan trompa

Donwad trupef

Doofus Frump

Dingus Dump

Wrongold Dump

Doonal Tromp

doodle troop

Dingus Trumpet

Dronko Tungus

Dumble Trope

Dumbass Slump

Dismal Frump

Dongle Flump

Tronald Dump

I was going to say Dump Truck but then I realized that they actually provided a necessary service to the community.

Dobangle Trampoline

Dingle Tingle

Donald Duck

pasteldaemon:

…Well, I think I nailed down why hypnosis has appeal.

Ain’t that fun.

markiplier:

cazzakeeperoflight:

markiplier:

shannibal–lecter:

markiplier:

soul-skater:

markiplier:

squids-fer-days:

at least h**b l**e is over

HERB LORE??

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

HERB LORE

bloodsbane:

kkkkkkkkkkkkkekeke

Team AsgoreHonkedUpHellaBadButI’dStillHaveTeaAndSnuggleHimALil

Team I know asgore did some things and it is hard to forgive him but I still love him as a character despite not condoning his actions

Check it, I got my tongue stuck!

@shimmering–sunlight 

You’re so tall I have to stand on a stool.