solarsenpai:

tyler-the-meme-creator:

magnacarterholygrail:

are u s hitting me

I will never let this die

fat-toddler:

mayasbadassmama:

This makes me so sad.

I’ve literally done this before which is fucked up. “No I can’t run cuz people will think I stole something”

90svirgin:

Taking a sip of alcohol before your 21 like

Didn’t she run into a Muslim prayer to tell them all they were going to hell?

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

noordinaryelf:

This maybe the best thing ever

nobody-in-particulur:

lbittersweet:

welcome-tobrightvale:

basically

OH

This puts it in perspective doesn’t it?

allthewaytomygrave:

Christmas plans sorted…

lizzymodblog:

who the fuck is jitter bughive

We are all part of the jittering bug hive

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a-singer-of-songs:

kiwibutt:

moopdrea:

oscarwildeis-dead:

Allow me to introduce you to the Red-eyed Crocodile Skink. 
Since these guys were recently discovered (mid to late nineties), there isn’t a whole lot that is known about them, but I’ll share a few facts with you here. 

• These guys can grow up to ten inches in length, though the average is more like seven.
• They’re pretty shy and choose to play dead as their defense mechanism. 
• Other than geckos, these guys are one of the only lizards that vocalize. Their sound is described as a barking noise when they’re in distress
• Average lifespan is listed at around 6 years 

DRAGONS

resistance was futile

Update: YOU CAN HAVE ONE AS A PET.

I want a dragon