equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Also, the song was playing before he even stole christmas. At the time of the song, he just found it annoying.

lazalu:

a real conversation that happened between me, my friends, and siri.

therealjacksepticeye:

shadowcat-with-claws:

Christmas gift I want…so yeah magical tumblr could you please use your tumblr magic to make these appear in my closet, thanks….

Those shirt designs were not made or approved by me and are being sold without consent as a means of making money off of my image or brand. I imagine the other shirts from Mark etc. are in the same boat

It’s not your fault or anything and I’m not trying to point at you directly, it just caught my eye and people have been doing it a lot lately on various sites and even stealing fanart and slapping them on shirts to try make a quick buck. Spreadshirt even still sell designs based on me despite me closing the stores there ages ago. 

SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS

phasellus:

from episode 48: Jack vs. Aku

vilikis:

theatomicpumpkin:

biozonic:

theatomicpumpkin:

Undertale au where papyrus cant pronounce ‘human’

“HEMAN”

is this why this post got 2k notes

OMG

angryhalfling:

pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

According to Tumblr, literally everything is racist, homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic. Sometimes people really dig and point at things that aren’t even there just because they want to be offended by something. @sjwfail

kittykat8311:

raccoonnation:

fattyatomicmutant:

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

leseanthomas:

Not sure who’s the SJ fan who put this together, but it’s hysterical and awesome. Times do change. :-)